I Wonder Why Volcano Manor Has A Painting Of Starscourge Radahn In Their Drawing Room.

no yall don't understand. merlin just....not ending up in camelot is the funniest idea to me. like he took a left somewhere and somehow ended up in nemeth and then wandered his way into cornwall. he's never been outside of ealdor how would he know the layout of the land???? how would he know where to go other than the roads which might also split off into different directions??? the funniest scenario is that he gets so horrifically lost that he accidentally boards a boat and ends up in idk francia or something. gaius writes hunith like a month later like "hey where's that kid you were supposed to send me? robin or whatever?" and hunith's like "IS HE NOT WITH YOU???" and meanwhile merlin's wandering around austrasia wondering where the hell he is

stan is the only member of the pines twins^2 to never make a deal with bill and i think he needs more credit for that.

ford makes, just, so many deals with his demon boyfriend

dipper literally trades his body to bill in sock opera

and while i will die on the hill that it was never her fault, mabel is tricked into making a deal with him for weirdmagenon.

but stan never gets tricked. the only time he comes close was when he was pretending to be ford but that was with the sole purpose of getting bill erased. never does bill get to him or twist his thoughts. for being the "dumb one" he's surprisingly rational in this was.

nobody matches bill intellectually, ford's fatal flaw is that he thought he did, and the pines family wins because they have an emotional core that bill never had (the power of sibling bonding saves the day and i love it) but ill go out on a limb and say that out of everyone, stan is the only one to match bill's street smarts.

bill's a master manipulator but stan is a professional con-artist with no respect for the law, you tell me who's coming out on top.

stan successfully faked his own death, ran a business for 30 years, taught himself some sort of advanced engineering to repair the portal, evaded local, federal and international authorities from the age of 18, and did it all without any support.

and going back to when he pretends to be ford to get bill to enter his mind, that scene makes stan the only character to ever outwit bill.

anyways this has been a stan pines appreciation post, thank you and goodnight

blessed be the day tobias forge realized how horny the music, the performance, the lyrics, the fans, the ghouls, and himself were and made the ghost outfits tighter, truly the most thoughtful musician in modern times

MAY DENLESS??? IS ANYONE HERE MAY DENLESS???

I've been on this site for 5 goddamn minutes

I swear to God this site is a blessing

I truly love and adore all the artwork depicting Terzo or any other Papa with a glowing eye.

But I do have to confess that everytime my immediate first thought, without fail, will be about Sans Undertale.

Love the fromsoft eldest sons that r like “man…this is the animal ever” an fuck off to middle of nowhere w said animal friend. Immaculate

*reading my own writing* wow this really does cater to all my specific needs

I thought about Mandalorian Solaire and I suddenly got really happy. 

Billford if Stanford was ginger be like:

Ford: “Im in love with the shape of you”

credit to @moremoremarch7th (an irl friend) for inspiration