Love The Fromsoft Eldest Sons That R Like “man…this Is The Animal Ever” An Fuck Off To Middle Of

Dragonborn Headcannons

Just some headcannons about dragonborn, the LDB, and Miraak :p (some might actually be cannon)

- Dragons can absorb a dragonborns soul 

- No matter who they might’ve sold their soul to Akatosh gets the final say in where a dragonborn ends up if their soul wasn’t absorbed. While he doesn’t have an afterlife of his own to send them to, he decides where they end up. He’ll reward good/heroic dragonborn with Sovengard, and punish bad/villain dragonborn with either the void if they didn’t sell their soul, or letting the Daedra fight over them

- When two dragonborn come into physical contact with one another, they become a mated pair, unless one has someone they identify as a mate or is mated to a different dragonborn. Seeing as it’s rare to have more then one dragonborn on nirn at a time, almost no one knows about it except for Paarthurnax and maybe a few other dragons

- Dragonborn can’t die from natural causes. While they can still starve and die of thirst, things like old age, sickness, strokes, heart attacks, etc. can’t kill them, and they can only die if someone or something else kills them. This is also my headcannon for how Miraak lived for thousands of years. While others may say it was because he was preserved in apocrypha I believe it’s due to this. Though apocrypha did stop his physical body from ageing, and allowed him to go completely with out food, water, and sleep

- Those with dragon blood, like the septim emperors, and those with a dragon soul, like Miraak, are two different things. There can be a mix of the two, like Tiber septim, but people with dragon blood are different from dragonborn. Examples are: Those with dragon blood can’t absorb a dragons soul. They would learn Dovah Zul as fast as any regular person, unlike dragonborn who can learn it almost immediately. Those with dragon blood can still die of natural causes. Dragonborn can’t wear the amulet of kings and light the dragon fires that protect Tamriel from the Daedra. Again there are some cases where the two mix, such as Tiber septim

- All dragonborn have a rebellious streak

- All dragonborn have a hunger for knowledge and power

- All dragonborn are competitive

- All dragonborn are prideful to an extent

- All dragonborn crave to dominate others

- Dragonborn can communicate really well with out having to say much because of their sil being very similar

- The LDB is the descendent/grandchild of the Hero of Kavatch.

- Dragonborn can resist shouts to an extent

Things said in my college class as Ghost quotes

“You young ones and your fancy music”-Nihil

“Why can I smell burning. OH SHIT ITS ME”-Dew

“Do NOT decapitate Jesus under any circumstance”-Sister Imperator

“Rodents aren’t misunderstood, people are just wrong.”-Copia

“I’d hit mick jagger with my car, but I can’t drive”-Terzo

“They are growing Brussel sprouts in the rooftop garden, DISGUSTING”-Secondo

*on the floor sobbing*“IM GOING TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES”-Aether

“I’m a Jack of all trades and a master of…maybe like three?”-Swiss

“I may be gay but I do have standards, low ones, but standards none the less”-Cirrus

“I need a cup of tea before I launch my window out a window…Wait???”-Rain

“I’m wearing shoes and it’s the governments fault”-Mountain

so my super religious and republican family member finally unfriended me on fb and i was trying to figure out which post really put her over the edge and i think i figured out which one it might be...

gender envy

Just rewatchd ep 5 and im cryng again I nedd fluffy mk headcanon

So hc of mk meeting other vigilantes (i.e, daredevil, punisher, spiderman etc)

Yes thank you! And to be honest, this'll also be therapeutic for me too;

Marc and Frank's relationship is basically that one comic panel where Frank asks about his imaginary god and Marc asks about his dead family.

They're besties though. So are Frank and Jake.

Steven doesn't hate Frank but he's not comfortable spending time with him either. He doesn't agree with all the killing but he does love Max.

Sometimes Steven seeks him out just to see Max.

Meeting Spider-Man was a dream come true for Jake. He's his favourite superhero.

He met him as a civilian first and took a photo with him.

Spidey met Steven when he was out as Mr. Knight. It was one of his first times in New York and he needed directions.

After some team ups and just hang outs, they exchanged information. They bond over shitty bosses and their interests.

Peter doesn't believe the whole Khonshu stuff but it doesn't change the fact that Steven's a good guy helping people so he's cool with it.

To Peter, Marc is your bestie's older brother. They're alright with eachother. Peter goes to Marc to spar and Marc appreciates Peter being there for Steven.

Daredevil and Moon Knight have a complicated relationship. I feel like Marc and Matt are like to feral cats that just go for the throat whenever they see eachother.

Instead of love at first sight, it's violence at first sight. But they're also like "No one can fuck you up but me"

No one really understands their friendship.

Matt and Steven are drinking buddies. And by drinking I mean coffee for Matt and tea for Steven.

They get together and drink. That just feels very correct.

Jake is the bane of Matt's existence. Whenever he's about to run into Jake, Matt feels a shiver down his spine.

Jake has just made it his mission to irritate Matt and nobody knows why.

im glad people acknowledge how smart Stan is to teach himself theoretical physics and repair the portal BUT i feel like we should also talk about the fact that he ALSO SUCCESSFULLY MODIFIED IT! If he just rebuilt it as is just “merely following the blueprints” as some people say, the portal would’ve just opened up where Ford initially fell in 30 years ago, NOT a couple feet away from Ford like Ford describes in Journal 3. like thats so insane???

still trying to understand Terzo's face

After travelling to the farthest corners of the map to locate old masters of sorcery for her, saving her from the Witchbane Ruins, finding her a new body and killing a good man when faced with the choice of either siding with him or protecting her, and her telling you afterward that when all this is over, she will always be there and welcome you with open arms, basically saying the Academy will be your second home once you become Lord, Sellen really has the audacity to turn into a ball.

There's also just years and years of slow burn but that didn't fit