Doctor Who + Skulduggery Pleasant Quotes (2/?)

Terzo: *calls Copia* I have a joke for you.

Copia: Okay, shoot.

Terzo: What has a tiny penis and hangs down?

Copia: I dunno, what?

Terzo: A bat. Now, what has an enormous penis and hangs up?

Copia: I dunno, what?

Terzo: *click*

Miraak cultist: Have you heard the words of our lord and saviour Miraak the True Dragonborn?

Local Farmer: Don't suppose I have. What's he say then?

Miraak cultist: No idea. None of us speak dragon or ancient Atmoran. But he seems very passionate about it.

the year is 2026. you're getting married to your wonderful partner. it's the happiest moment of your life. as you say the vows and kiss as a married couple for the first time, you freeze in shock. you see him in the crowd

I truly love and adore all the artwork depicting Terzo or any other Papa with a glowing eye.

But I do have to confess that everytime my immediate first thought, without fail, will be about Sans Undertale.

do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now

My favourite pass time is cursing Tolkien for being the little prat he is for killing off my beloved characters for 'tragedy' and 'storytelling' or whatever.

yknow what fuck it it's 2021 no more arguing if i see you calling an abused and experimented on and killed refugee child a special chosen one story then i'm straight up just attacking you

*reading my own writing* wow this really does cater to all my specific needs

After travelling to the farthest corners of the map to locate old masters of sorcery for her, saving her from the Witchbane Ruins, finding her a new body and killing a good man when faced with the choice of either siding with him or protecting her, and her telling you afterward that when all this is over, she will always be there and welcome you with open arms, basically saying the Academy will be your second home once you become Lord, Sellen really has the audacity to turn into a ball.

it's always so funny to me when arthur/uther says something like "i don't believe this, it's just a silly tale" when merlin/gaius warns them about some legend because like. my guy. YOU LIVE IN A LAND OF MYTH AND A TIME OF MAGIC.