yknow what fuck it it's 2021 no more arguing if i see you calling an abused and experimented on and killed refugee child a special chosen one story then i'm straight up just attacking you
The king with his loved ones 🌼
Morgana: this is my girlfriend Guinevere and that's her husband Arthur and her boyfriend Lancelot then there's their boyfriend Merlin and his other boyfriend Gwaine and then Gwaine's boyfriends Percival and Elyan
Morgana: oh, and there's our friend Leon
Morgana: and this random kid we acquired, Mordred
Me: *tryna do schoolwork*
Everything that's ever happened in Supernatural: "yo mind if I just hang out in ur head for a bit"
you ever hear an audio and just know
based on the iconic post by @solarsyrup
thinking "haha what if i jokingly shipped them" is your last chance to get out btw
>_>
>:(
pov you enter a boss arena for the fifth time without realizing it’s a boss arena
Terzo: *calls Copia* I have a joke for you.
Copia: Okay, shoot.
Terzo: What has a tiny penis and hangs down?
Copia: I dunno, what?
Terzo: A bat. Now, what has an enormous penis and hangs up?
Copia: I dunno, what?
Terzo: *click*
Ford: “Im in love with the shape of you”
credit to @moremoremarch7th (an irl friend) for inspiration
These are the headcanons I sent
1) Every time he's streaming, without fail, Jamie at some point interrupts and says something like "oh you're doing the twitchy again".
2) The Doctor doesn't know how he can possibly react to "the twitchy". The viewers love Jamie's shenanigans and wish he would stay on the stream more often.
3) 11 frequently shows up in chat as "fezzesRcool" to complement 2's bowtie
4) The Master (in any incarnation) has watched every single minute of every single stream but has never donated, commented or interacted with the stream in any way beyond watching it because they don't wanna get caught.
5) Every time 2 says "oh my giddy aunt" the viewers die a little on the inside and wish he would just swear like a normal person.
6) 2 has no idea what the donations are but he knows the viewers like it when he plays the flute every time it happens.
7) Nobody knows what his channel is about because every stream is so vastly different from the last. Somehow it still gathers a large following that tunes in often because it's fun every time.
8) How did 2 learn to set up Twitch? And then stream?? Nobody knows. It's more a mystery than his name is.
I feel kinda ~stupid~ because I sent an ask first with the headcanons instead of just reblogging the post in the first place oops...
Um. The 2nd Doctor was in my dream yesterday, but uh he was a Twitch streamer? I don't know what to do with this information. Uh I have headcanons forming but like, I'm in shock?
This ask made me laugh for hours.
Also, just to add to your headcanon (which is valid and you should pursue its creation)
He does a skit in every stream where if he receives a donation he plays the flute.
He's dressed with that obnoxious fur coat and big diva sunglasses.
His stream is just him criticizing the economic system and capitalism for 14 and a half hours each day
What kind of blog is it? You'll never know bc I'm indecisive.
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