Arthur Is Quaking

And I stand by that.

my favourite part about Power of the Doctor was when Chris Chibnall appeared and said "it's Fluxin' time" and he fluxed all over the TARDIS

To whoever first wrote that Merlin is only clumsy because he has to make a conscious effort and always invest a lot of energy to not allowing his magic to be instinctive : Thank you! That concept always lives in my mind for free

it's not projecting if it's real fight me

You’re laughing. This is my second form and the latin choir has started singing, and you’re laughing.

In Defense of Vanessa

All of the peeps hating on Vanessa and Wade ‘a relationship in Deadpool 3 need to expand their imaginations a bit lol.

Do you think Vanessa, the woman who fought so so hard to keep Wades spirits up when he got his cancer diagnosis, whose after fucking DYING in the second film told him that he had to continue on living and supported him to live a good life despite her not being in it, and upon seeing Wade after he ghosted her and then showed back up looking SOOOOO fugly (he’s adorably fugly) and her first reaction was to look lovingly into this man’s eyes and say “That is a face that I’d be happy to sit on”, would just simply LEAVE him? Just like that???

Y’all, I think we saw a different film lol.

Almost everyone in Wade’s life, has either belittled him, or have actively shown their distaste for him known at some point (Peter, Yukio, and Dopender my beloveds, we’re not talking about you). Vanessa from the get-go, matched Wade’s freak. When we saw Wade’s flashback of their break up, Vanessa never said that she wanted to break up with him. We heard HIM Say that if she wanted to leave him to get it over with already. One of Wades biggest character flaws throughout the film has been that he pushes people away through humor and through insults because he is terrified of being vulnerable with them. Vanessa is the only person throughout the films that, even when he’s hurt, he lets himself be vulnerable around her, even post break up. Vanessa didn’t want to leave him, she wanted him to be a better version of himself, because he was wallowing, and not allowing himself to look beyond his insecurities.

Sometimes, doing things for ourselves, for the sake of bettering ourselves is not enough motivation. Wade was not willing to pick himself up and try to live up to his potential until Vanessa encouraged him to. I don’t think she cared if he ever became an avenger or not, but what she cared about was that he had all this potential and no direction and she could see how it was eating him up inside. Why is everyone else in Wade’s life around allowed to rude to him and tell him straight up he’s being a fuckhead, but Vanessa telling him he needs to pick himself up when he takes a knee or asking him to let her walk with him, and when he refuses to do so, wnd gives him some distance when HE PUSHED HER AWAY, makes her the bad guy. You could tell it hurt her when he asked if she was seeing anyone. And that handhold? She absolutely took him back lol. And that’s good! Deadpool is not someone who would sacrifice a loved one to save the world, he would sacrifice the world to save a loved one. And Vanessa is the same, being ride or die from the beginning, and I will not hear her name besmirched.

Also are you really going to tell me that she saw fucking WOLVERINE and didn’t turn to her man and say, “We’re tag teaming him right?” Or that she saw a free child in X23 and didn’t turn to Wade and say “We wanted a kid, so we’re adopting her right?”

Use your imagination people lol. Vanessa would be the first person to drag Wolverine and X23 into their family. She gets a hot new husband and a kid, Wolverine gets a hot new wife and a husband, and X23 gets a new mom and two dads. Everyone wins!

Sugar Plum Queenie: I HAD THE BEST IDEA AT WORK TODAY: THE MERLIN CHARACTERS AT DISNEY LAND. IMAGINE THE CHAOS: LITTLE GIRLS HOUNDING MERLIN BECAUSE HE IS TOO PRETTY NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR A DISNEY PRINCE; ARTHUR STRUGGLING TO LIFT THE SWORD IN THE STONE IN FANTASY LAND AND ALMOST GETTING KICKED OUT BY SECURITY; THE KNIGHTS GOING WILD ON THE SPINNING TEA CUP RIDE; MORGANA AND GWEN BEING MISTAKEN FOR THE EVIL QUEEN AND PRINCESS TIANA AND AWKWARDLY STANDING FOR PHOTOS WHEN THEY JUST WANT CHURROS

the poor, overworked employees, looking on in silent, wide-eyed horror at the party of armored men screaming their hearts out on the teacup ride, at this man and the two ladies who are most definitely not a face character yet very reluctantly posing for photographs with a few dozen little girls, at the asshole literally trying to pry the goddamn sword out of the goddamn stone: 

thinking "haha what if i jokingly shipped them" is your last chance to get out btw

cardi c my bestest friend ever

diversity win! the local satanic cult leader is bisexual!