Surely I Will Not Be Consumed By My Interests This Time

“Now here’s a meal voucher that doesn’t work, go FETCH!”

We declined your card because we hate you

“I’m gonna be normal about consuming this piece of media”

*narrator voice* she was, in fact, not normal about consuming this piece of media

More AA textposts!! because I have Problems <3

everyday i think abt the fact that gavin reed is gen z and go insane

Does anyone know if there is a Discord server for fanfiction? No specific fandom, I just wanna get recommended the most unhinged shit fic ever. 

✨DPD Shenanigans✨

Tina, to Hank: Ever since we taught Connor about stan language, he’s been going around talking as if he’s on Twitter.

Connor: Oof, the call out. The tea is scorching.

Chris: Please make him stop.

wait. okay. so you're telling me that for the whole season we have these two characters lowkey being passive aggressive towards each other, peacocking and all that. they both feel threatened by the other cause they're both super competent and also their jobs are really similar and all that. AND one of the characters has never had luck with the ladies, while the other has never even been in the proximity of a reference to any sort of romantic or sexual attraction to anyone. and then they start really butting heads, the two ending up in a sparring match where they give passive aggressive tips on how to fight better, pointing out mistakes and stuff like that. they throw each other onto the ground, pin each other down, etc. and this fight escalates and spills out into the hallways of the ship, where a crewmember walks in on them, and one of the characters says "as you were" and they keep fighting. and you're telling me that after aLL THAT, THE FIGHT DOESN'T END UP IN THEM MAKING OUT??? we were ROBBED. ROBBED I TELL YOU