“Now Here’s A Meal Voucher That Doesn’t Work, Go FETCH!”

I often think that Jared just gets a plant, but only so that, when it inevitably goes limp, Evan will be like “What are you doing!? Here, now it should be happy.”

And now Jared has a collection of plants that Evan constantly worries about, so he (Jared) can be like “My plants are sad :(,” And Evan just goes to take care of them.

i literally cant ever adjust my binder anymore without thinking about jerma boys adjusting their binder image

Pog performance indeed.

More AA textposts!! because I have Problems <3

he's looking at you

No Dogs Under Heaven

was infodumping about DEH to my parents at dinner last night when I realized this:

evan doesn’t change his shirt until 47 minutes into act 1. jared, however, has a full outfit change 5 times up until this point.

disregarding the basic logic outside the fourth wall, this means one of two things:

a.) evan wears the same outfit several days in a row, or

b.) jared goes into the bathroom at school and changes in the middle of the day for no reason

I miss him