Bilbo who braids Thorin's hair as he fucking dies. Bilbo who can't seem to get his hands to stop shaking but he just has to put the braid in now, before it's too late because they said they would. Bilbo who had the stupid, silver beads in his pocket, ready, because there was never supposed to be a war just a wedding.
I just can't stop thinking about how, sure, there were some rocky moments but that's all they were supposed to be; moments. Bilbo was sure they were going to pass. They were going to work through it. Why else would he be growing out his hair when normally it drove him mad after a certain point?
Thorin who passes gently, peacefully, with the sloppiest, most blasphemous braid in his hair which nobody dares to touch. Thorin who promises to return the favour in the afterlife but in the meantime please do it for me, ghivashel. Thorin whose final breaths are vows.
Bilbo who goes home and learns how to braid. Bilbo who never cuts his hair again.
ANYWAY I'M GOING TO SOB NOW!
why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good
Heathers but it’s quote from my friend gc… minus the part about pot
reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
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OK I GET THE BUCKY AND NAT SHIP I REALLY DO BUT NAT AND STEVE ARE JUST PERFECT?! LIKE THE RIGHTEOUS ALL AMERICAN GOLDEN BOY AND THEN THE SARCASTIC AND SOMETIMES MEAN ANGSTY GIRL WITH A DARK PAST
BESTIE IT HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL LIKE PLEASE!!!!! MCU FUCKED UP ON THAT!!!!
Also Steve would just be that golden retriever boyfriend and I feel like that would just be a hilarious dynamic with Nat that could’ve been so good
And just all the old school, chivalrous things he would’ve done that would’ve been adorable to see her reaction to because she’s never experienced something that pure before😭
ok so you might have noticed but im in a really lotr/the hobbit mood lately
and i have an au that ive decided to write where dis gets the title oakensheild instead of thorin, and leads the quest to erebor herself
of course, she and bilbo become besties, and everyone lives because Dis Gets Shit Done and after the quest is over and the battle of the five armies is much less of a clusterfuck dis introduces bilbo to her grumpy big brother Thorin, who stayed in Ered Luin because his diplomatic skills are a bit lacking and also he’s too valuable to loose, and sparks fly. so dis becomes like the shipper of the year and sets up thorin and bilbo because thorin needs to get laid and bilbo is the best man for the job dis was bored they had chemisty
Micheal: I understand Dean Winchester is to be my vessel- DAMN who is that 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
Zachariah: that'd be the half brother, Adam Winchester.
Micheal: that one. I want that one. Raise him from the dead.
Harry James Potter's kid's where named after the Marauders
James Sirius Potter - his dad and his godfather both of which are Marauders
Albus Severas Potter - someone who was like a grandfather and his mom's best friend (at least it's not Peter)
Lily Luna Potter - his mother and Lupin -moon in Latin is Luna- both of which are Marauders (Lily might not officially be a Marauder but she is married to one so...)
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