Woke Up With A Terrible Thought

look it hasnt been confirmed that sir billiam III isn’t related to technoblade so rlly whats stopping anyone from making headcanons about his ancestry, like just cause it wasn’t specifically mentioned doesn’t mean that youre not allowed to have ur own interpretation abt it

etho and pearl's starter bases: perfections of color

aka HOLY SHIT THEY'RE NEIGHBORS HOLY SHITTTTT

she’s gon?

queen's dead

just found out, this is hilarious

Forget climate change. Greta's saving the world one taking down one men's rights influencer (and sex trafficker by day) at a time.

“you have nothing.” she said, her voice taunting. “You are nothing.”

“ give in.”

And in that moment, he decided not to. not ever. he, who had everything ripped from him when he was four. and when he was nine. and over and over again, and for it got nothing but blank stares and empty apologies and promises always broken.

He decided he would take the ash of the bridges burnt by circumstance of birth and ignorance of others, and grow roses. and laugh in the faces of the fates and spit in the eye of the devil, face god and raise a middle finger.

On that day - a perfectly ordinary Wednesday - a boy, thought by everyone to be a little dull, whose life someone might call tragic and forget, decided to become extraordinary.

and so he fought back - after all, when life gives you lemons, squirt them in its eyes.

"You have no friends, no family, nothing. You're pathetic. Just die, you know the world will be better off without you."

"I'm gonna do exactly the opposite cause I'm fuelled by spite."

what are you talking about, that’s a Disgraced Former World Leader.

I love Tufted Puffins why are they like this

hear they’re bringing back the 5th of november this year.

MOTHER FUCKER

i think it’d be hilarious if you named a pet God. imagine the dialogue you could get from that.

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.