Hey, It’s Hershey. We Already Got Our First Exciting Fan Letter! Let’s See What It Says

MOTHER FUCKER

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

anti-social media.

the concept of tumblr popularity is so funny to me. not once have i spoken to anyone on this app who wasn’t sincerely upset and angry at the fact that one of their posts got notes and drew in all the deranged illiterate users from every corner of this app. tumblr isn’t even social media bc it’s incredibly bothersome to get notes and anon asks from some of god’s worst creatures wanting to argue with you for no reason

Damn if they hadn't killed off Duke Tate we could've seen him as the villain in Knives Out 3 where he gets exposed for his unrecycled take away box that connects him to the location of the crime as Benoit Blanc and his partner this film, Thessa Gunberg (Played by Greta Thunberg) are finally able to prove his involvement regarding toxic chemicals being dumped into the local environment by his New Gun Factory and business, 'Duke's Massive Guns', and showing he knew that was happening all along.

If I only could, I′d be running up that hill With no problems

jonathan sims top character of all time. his best friend is his ex-girlfriend’s cat. he doesn’t drink coffee. he lies about his age but everyone believes him because he acts like a 60 year old man. the second he’s faced with death he asks his coworker if he’s a ghost. he later falls in love with that coworker. instead of having a beautiful narrative arc about the importance of friendship and surrounding yourself with anchors he had a meat freak rip out his rib. he’s canonically asexual.

struck down by the mental image of an android laying down to "sleep" on a mattress shaped charging pad. oof. im experiencing the Emotions. rest well and recharge you dear little electric angel

or they’re trans.

Chess pawns are all female. (may become queens)

“Grian causes wars” this and “Grian likes to create chaos” that

The real truth is Grian just wants to build secret tunnels