have you ever read an erotica novel with a plot far too involved for its own purpose because let me tell you,
Like I’m not saying erotica shouldn’t have a GOOD plot. A lot of people want that.
But for me, if the plot’s overall purpose in a novel is to move you from sex scene to sex scene, I need the sex scenes to have narrative cohesion with that plot, if that makes sense.
Instead, I just read a series recommended by a friend with a plot so in conflict with the many, many sex scenes that I was descending into madness.
Every time the characters started making out I was like oh my god you guys do NOT have time for this. How could this possibly be on your mind in this moment!!!!!!!!
It was a murder mystery and also sort of a survival thriller and author would build up the biggest most time sensitive life or death stakes and you’d be on the edge of your seat and then you’d just be in a sex scene like HUH
I ended up so compelled by the plot that I read all four books in two days. I started just skipping all the sex scenes by the end of book two because I needed to know what happened next.
I felt like I was reading two different stories. The overall reading experience was deeply funny honestly but I’m hiring a personal injury lawyer for the whiplash
Can’t wait for The Magnus Protocol to just be this with spooks and horrors thrown in
im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it
i don’t have a source but i’m fairly sure this was a pun about an opposing theatre’s sewers (the rose) also his theatre was called the globe and he wrote all the worlds a stage so yeah shakespeare did puns
“What’s in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”
#anonymous
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Quick is Din Djarin a jock who reads or a nerd who works out
“Attempted to take a cute video of my cats licking each other, and then this happened…”
(Source)
Friendship goals 👻💃🕺
*opening a book* this better not have any themes or motifs