No I'm A Filthy Socialist, Get Your Facts Straight

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

hear they’re bringing back the 5th of november this year.

Me rn. Pleaseeeee let me be safeeeee

“Attempted to take a cute video of my cats licking each other, and then this happened…” 

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they did it. they fucking did it. im

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

Bet he didn't saw that coming

The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE