This Next Cup Of Coffee Will Fix Me

i am actually kinda mad capes and cloaks are no longer widely accessible. like who gave you the right to make what's essentially a socially acceptable comfort blanket go out of fashion? smh.

*tips party hat* you’re welcome

it’s me i’m getting the sword

reblog to give a trans man a sword

Holy trinity:

what pride flag is this (wrong answers only)

they did it. they fucking did it. im

Had a dream that I made a really generic “Fuck Jeff Bezos” post, and for some reason it got huge. I don’t know what dream logic made me think that would happen, but I remember people asked me to elaborate and I got to lay out my plans for a duel to the death and what recipes exactly we should use to cook and eat him. It was nice.

I am a bit too emotional (my hands are shaky) from the fact that even though Mumbo has been on Hermitcraft from Season 2, he chose to show items from S6 to S9, and most of his memories are connected to Grian.

Sahara coin? Grian.

Mumbo for Mayor? Grian.

Redstone incident report? Grian.

Boatem horse... The richest hermit — Grian too, probably. Who else could've been behind it?

And.

The Grumbot command output with "I MISS MY DADS I MISS MY DADS I MISS MY DADS" in binary code. I CAN'T HOLD IT. The last time Mumbo saw Grumbot in S7 wasn't even his initiative. And everything that Grumbot said in S9, about the world having no purpose without Mumbo — was all because of Grian.

The mark Grian has left on him. And Mumbo's love and gratitude. He could've put anything, anything that is more about him. Mumbo was all alone during S2-5. He did so many great things all by himself. He did not enjoy collaborations, he did not want to participate in group activities, but it has changed only because there was someone persuasive and passionate, someone who loved Mumbo from the begining.

He chose these memories. These words.

I. I just can't.

[major spoilers for S3] CW: CHARACTER DEATH, GORE

The Magnus Archives is ORANGE

[Still grieving, I see? As am I… Don’t want to face the truth? Me neither.]

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