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The Magnus Archives is YELLOW

[ooooo dis-door-tion ooooooooo]

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It occurs to me that as much as “humans are the scary ones” fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly friendly or curious ones.

I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing someone if it has to, and thought “I’m gonna ride on that thing!”?

And put a human near any canine predator and there’s a strong chance of said human yelling “PUPPY!” and initiating playful interaction with it.

And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything else, and decide “I’m gonna swim with our splashy danger friends!”

Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest, toughest aliens out there and say “Heck with it. I’m gonna hug ‘em.”

“Why?!”

“I dunno. I gotta hug ‘em.”

And it’s like the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends.

ra ra rasputin,

russias greatest love machine,

skin as cool as steve mcqee,

let me be the killer king

someone sent me a photo of a cat that looks like an honest to god toddler (albeit a toddler who resembles a gnome)

Can’t wait for The Magnus Protocol to just be this with spooks and horrors thrown in

*opening a book* this better not have any themes or motifs

SCOTT MY BELOVED DESERVED also, Martyn??? the lore?? is so cool????

*is too numb to*

sometimes it’s like. I have been so brave for so long. I deserve the universe not being terrifying for 5 minutes

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat