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Prompt #97

“Welp, y’know it’s a good thing I brought my backup backup knife.”

someone sent me a photo of a cat that looks like an honest to god toddler (albeit a toddler who resembles a gnome)

my favorite era in history is the one where people discovered you could make cartoons out of typography and newspapers would run articles that were just like “today dennis the intern figured out how to draw a dog with the typewriter so here it is”

gemtho is to etho within ethubs what cledubs is to bdubs within ethubs does this make sense

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

sick of rich people with boring homes. if you're going to set the standard for desirable lifestyles I will never afford, would you at least put some color into it dangnabit

Damn if they hadn't killed off Duke Tate we could've seen him as the villain in Knives Out 3 where he gets exposed for his unrecycled take away box that connects him to the location of the crime as Benoit Blanc and his partner this film, Thessa Gunberg (Played by Greta Thunberg) are finally able to prove his involvement regarding toxic chemicals being dumped into the local environment by his New Gun Factory and business, 'Duke's Massive Guns', and showing he knew that was happening all along.

Friendship goals 👻💃🕺

my favourite genre of tumblr posts? well,

hellsite (affectionate)

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.