I Don’t Have A Source But I’m Fairly Sure This Was A Pun About An Opposing Theatre’s Sewers (the

Why don't you tag any of your posts?

Why would I need to? do i need to tag them #funny to get notes?

or they’re trans.

Chess pawns are all female. (may become queens)

someone sent me a photo of a cat that looks like an honest to god toddler (albeit a toddler who resembles a gnome)

I really deeply appreciate the storytelling craft that has gone into ensuring that David Tennant is the Doctor forever, and can appear at any time without requiring weird timeline shenanigans. This is fan service, yes, but I'm certain the #1 fan this is servicing is in fact David Tennant.

my favourite genre of tumblr posts? well,

hellsite (affectionate)

It occurs to me that as much as “humans are the scary ones” fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly friendly or curious ones.

I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing someone if it has to, and thought “I’m gonna ride on that thing!”?

And put a human near any canine predator and there’s a strong chance of said human yelling “PUPPY!” and initiating playful interaction with it.

And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything else, and decide “I’m gonna swim with our splashy danger friends!”

Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest, toughest aliens out there and say “Heck with it. I’m gonna hug ‘em.”

“Why?!”

“I dunno. I gotta hug ‘em.”

And it’s like the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends.

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

on my shittake again, ignore it

The most painful part of The Martian was that, despite being millions of miles from home with little chance of survival, Watney was still expected to respond to emails

i can be a prettyboy handsomegirl don't even worry about it

I am a bit too emotional (my hands are shaky) from the fact that even though Mumbo has been on Hermitcraft from Season 2, he chose to show items from S6 to S9, and most of his memories are connected to Grian.

Sahara coin? Grian.

Mumbo for Mayor? Grian.

Redstone incident report? Grian.

Boatem horse... The richest hermit — Grian too, probably. Who else could've been behind it?

And.

The Grumbot command output with "I MISS MY DADS I MISS MY DADS I MISS MY DADS" in binary code. I CAN'T HOLD IT. The last time Mumbo saw Grumbot in S7 wasn't even his initiative. And everything that Grumbot said in S9, about the world having no purpose without Mumbo — was all because of Grian.

The mark Grian has left on him. And Mumbo's love and gratitude. He could've put anything, anything that is more about him. Mumbo was all alone during S2-5. He did so many great things all by himself. He did not enjoy collaborations, he did not want to participate in group activities, but it has changed only because there was someone persuasive and passionate, someone who loved Mumbo from the begining.

He chose these memories. These words.

I. I just can't.