do you understand how funny this is
i gotchu klance truthers
Hello hello hello! Welcome to the official tumblr sexywoman contest! Its everyones favourite host! Schoolgirl Reigen!
This is the Masterpost in which all the polls are linked! Poll posting shall be starting soon!
My friends and me are doing this for fun so please be nice to each other thank you! Bowsette art by professoraurabolt <3
Winner gets the burger phone i accidentally ordered or whatever idk.
Matchups for the second round:
Karen Plankton (Spongebob) VS. Shego (Kim Possible)
Dr. Olivia Octavius (ITSV) VS. Undyne (Undertale) VS. Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2)
GLaDOS (Portal 2) VS. Jessie (Pokemon)
Jessica Rabbit (WFRR?) VS. Schoolgirl Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) VS. Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes)
Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa) VS. Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil) VS. Peridot (Steven Universe)
Katya Goncharova (Goncharov) VS. Catra (Shera) VS. Rouge the Bat (Sonic the hedgehog)
Queen (Deltarune) VS. Eda Calwthorne (The Owl House)
Rika (Pokemon) VS. Harley Quinn (DC Comics)
Matchups for the first round:
Timekeeper cookie (Cookie Run) <-> Shego (Kim Possible) Karen Plankton (Spongebob) <-> Evelyn Deavor (The incredibles II) Fairy godmother (Shrek) <-> Tempest Shadow (My little pony) Undyne (Undertale) <-> Vi (Arcane) Jessie (Pokemon) <-> Ena (ENA) Bowsette (Mario) <-> GLaDOS (Portal) Jessica Rabbit (WFRR?) <-> Ankha (Animal Crossing) Wammawink (Centaurworld) <-> Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes) Paige (DHMIS) <-> Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil) Reagan Ridley (Inside Job) <-> Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa) Rika (Pokemon) <;-> Vanny (FNAF: Security Breach) Spinel (Steven Universe) <-> Harley Quinn (DC Comics) Rouge The Bat (Sonic) <-> Shiver (Splatoon) Katya Goncharov (Goncharov) <-> Bayonetta Green M&M (M&M) <-> Queen (Deltarune) Eda Clawthorne (The Owl House) <-> Monika (DDLC)
May the best Sexywoman win!
"can't two guys just be friends?" no they cannot!! hope this helps <3
call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny
klance as the demolition lovers !
DO NOT, AND I BEG OF YOU, DO NOT STAY SILENT. ISRAELI HAVE MASSACRED INNOCENT PALESTINIANS IN RAFAH, THEIR SAFE SPACE, THEIR CAMPS WHERE THEY WERE RESIDING. ITS A FUCKING MASSACRE. INNOCENT LIVES HAVE BEEN TAKEN, JUST LIKE THAT. MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN HAVE LOST THEIR LOVED ONES JUST LIKE THAT. AND IF YOURE STILL SILENT, SHAME ON YOU. SERIOUSLY.
breaking bad but it's rednecks selling moonshine
the lady who built a storm shelter in her basement, and when told to stop, used the rubble to build a castle instead
felix from stray kids
guards! reduce that man's prostate to dust