Klance As The Demolition Lovers !

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

Pls reblog if u vote :)

i made memes so I might as well post them here

the writers of supernatural were actually so misogynistic that for fifteen years they would pretty much only write complex relationships for their main male characters with other male characters, where if somehow any of those male characters had a meaningful relationship with any woman, she would eventually be killed off so the men could go back to their Natural State of only forming close relationships with other men, and then...they had the audacity to wonder why everyone thought all those men were gay

TUMBLR SEXYWOMAN TOURNAMENT 2023 MASTERPOST

Hello hello hello! Welcome to the official tumblr sexywoman contest! Its everyones favourite host! Schoolgirl Reigen!

This is the Masterpost in which all the polls are linked! Poll posting shall be starting soon!

My friends and me are doing this for fun so please be nice to each other thank you! Bowsette art by professoraurabolt <3

Winner gets the burger phone i accidentally ordered or whatever idk.

Matchups for the third round:

Dr. Olivia Octavius (ITSV) VS. Shego (Kim Possible)

GLaDOS (Portal 2) VS. Jessica Rabbit (WFRR?)

Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil) VS. Harley Quinn (DC Comics)

Katya Goncharova (Goncharov) VS. Eda Calwthorne (The Owl House)

Matchups for the second round:

Karen Plankton (Spongebob) VS. Shego (Kim Possible)

Dr. Olivia Octavius (ITSV) VS. Undyne (Undertale) VS. Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2)

GLaDOS (Portal 2) VS. Jessie (Pokemon)

Jessica Rabbit (WFRR?) VS. Schoolgirl Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) VS. Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa) VS. Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil) VS. Peridot (Steven Universe)

Katya Goncharova (Goncharov) VS. Catra (Shera) VS. Rouge the Bat (Sonic the hedgehog)

Queen (Deltarune) VS. Eda Calwthorne (The Owl House)

Rika (Pokemon) VS. Harley Quinn (DC Comics)

Matchups for the first round:

Timekeeper cookie (Cookie Run) <-> Shego (Kim Possible) Karen Plankton (Spongebob) <-> Evelyn Deavor (The incredibles II) Fairy godmother (Shrek) <-> Tempest Shadow (My little pony) Undyne (Undertale) <-> Vi (Arcane) Jessie (Pokemon) <-> Ena (ENA) Bowsette (Mario) <-> GLaDOS (Portal) Jessica Rabbit (WFRR?) <-> Ankha (Animal Crossing) Wammawink (Centaurworld) <-> Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes) Paige (DHMIS) <-> Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil) Reagan Ridley (Inside Job) <-> Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa) Rika (Pokemon) <;-> Vanny (FNAF: Security Breach) Spinel (Steven Universe) <-> Harley Quinn (DC Comics) Rouge The Bat (Sonic) <-> Shiver (Splatoon) Katya Goncharov (Goncharov) <-> Bayonetta Green M&M (M&M) <-> Queen (Deltarune) Eda Clawthorne (The Owl House) <-> Monika (DDLC)

May the best Sexywoman win!

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

dream blunt rotation

the lady who built a storm shelter in her basement, and when told to stop, used the rubble to build a castle instead

felix from stray kids

Honestly it's a little insulting they're banning tik tok before tumblr. We need to get that sorted out