Timothée: Is Everybody Ready?

cardan: i banish you, and only *wink* the *wink* crown *wink* can *wink* pardon *wink* you

jude: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

i kinda wish we had gotten a chapter at some point, like in broken throne or something, that was Maven and Elara talking. Like i wish we had gotten something that showed how they acted in private when no one was around. I think it would’ve been interesting to see their dynamic and how Elara treated him in private. Idk i overall feel like there was a lot of wasted potential in that. I also feel this way about there not being anything about Thomas either.

Az is such a fucking wanker. That emotionally-stunted little bat. Love him.

Kinda thinking about Maven Calore again. I still don’t think he’s dead and Victoria cannot sway me. I’m just gonna pretend he’s still out there... murdering and having the time of his life.

Feysand antis simply can not comprehend or remember the novel. You could quite literally debunk everything they say with a page number. It’s not even funny, their arguments either didn’t happen in the book or they twist something to make their favs the victim. It’s no in between..

Rewatched b&a today and it was better than I remembered 👏👏👏

ow dear god😭💔

-Does it hurt?

-What?

- Know that maven's last sentence was "I tried, mare"

If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal ‘usted.’

-Maven Calore, at some point (probably).

Imagine: Being in a Secret Relationship With Timmy

You'd both agreed that you wanted to keep your relationship a secret for at least the first few months after you started dating. You wanted the privacy to be able to build a stable relationship without feeling like you're under a microscope and the whole world inserting their opinions.

But fans quickly began speculating, and after seeing just how many people were concered with your relationship status, you decided to keep it going for as long as you could. It was funny as hell, and you both loved trolling everyone.

Neither of you ever explicity confirmed or denied dating rumors.

He told his parents and sister that you guys were dating first, and then Zendaya (but only bc she's the only person who knows him well enough to pull the answer out of him) but other than that, you both only tell people you know you can 100% trust.

You both also say "we're friends" a lot because... you are.

Friends who just happen to be dating😏

"We're friends" becomes a meme.

While you're careful not to kiss in front of the paparazzi, you will occasionally hug or hold hands. But Timmy is a naturally touchy person with all his friends, so this doesn't necessarily mean anything.

Fans overanalyze EVERYTHING. Every touch, every look, every word. Funnily enough, the very thing you were trying to avoid when you first started dating is the thing that entertains you both now.

Occasionally, you'll post cheeky Instagram stories of you and Timmy doing debatably intimate things (his hand on your thigh as he drives or hugging at the airport) and the fans go FERAL.

Whenever you post photos of each other, Zendaya or Florence will always play along and comment something like, "Friend goals!!!🔥"

A literal WAR starts on Twitter. #TheyreFriends is trending. Your fans are in the trenches; the battle is bloody. You and Timothee are cuddling in bed, laughing at the whole thing. You still think it's crazy that people are so invested.

As time goes on, it gets more and more difficult to keep the charade up, and you both start getting restless. You want to be able to kiss in public or be able to go on romantic vacations without having to worry about who will see.

You both brainstorm cheeky ways to end it; the grand finale.

Across the world, your fans get an Instagram notification.

"(Y/N) has just posted!"

It's a series of wedding photos. The caption: "Upgraded to BEST friend😎"