Maven: Rules Were Made To Be Followed. Nothing Was Made To Be Broken.

Maven: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing was made to be broken.

Cal: uh, piñatas?

Kilorn: Glowsticks?

Evangeline: Karate boards.

Gisa: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.

Mare: And rules.

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POV: You accidentally opened the front camera but you’re Timothée Chalamet:

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houseofchalamet

2 years ago

no bc i've literally had this same thought before, I-🫢

but in all honestly, I can picture him taking one look at that animated monstrosity and being like "wtf is that -_-"

Does Maven get flashbacks when he watches Thomas the Tank Engine

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just maven tings✨ rip tommy boy😔

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houseofchalamet

3 years ago

elara b like : lemme just connect to the wifi in maven’s brain…

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houseofchalamet

3 years ago

I am this close to having a Britney Spears circa 2007 mental breakdown.

-Maven Calore, at some point (probably).

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houseofchalamet

1 month ago

jacks never had a bad track. “Glad to know you’re thinking about me when you kiss your husband.” BANGER. “But for tonight, let me pretend you’re mine.” ICONIC. “I’d probably kill another man if I found him with you like this” LIFE CHANGING. “There is nothing of equal value to me”. UNMATCHED.

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houseofchalamet

3 years ago

Me @ myself when I fall for a fictional murderous character for the 10000th time:

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houseofchalamet

2 years ago

ex I haven’t talked to in almost two years requested to follow me on insta. I love being ✨that ✨ bitch😌💅

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gaslight gatekeep girlboss no but srsly fuck that guy he gave me trauma

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houseofchalamet

2 years ago

Are we really surprised tho? I mean Rhysand’s sister doesn’t even have a NAME🥲

why must sjm write such poor sibling relationships 😭😭

the scene of the archerons laying down together in the tent to sleep was so cute and i thought would signal an improvement but no, must not let the sisters heal together 😭

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they were supposedly very close he loved her a lot and she was MURDERED but who gaf what her name was🤷‍♀️ certainly not sjm

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