"He Does Look Like A Redditor (derogatory)."

“So you’re telling me in the pokemon universe; there is a black market for trans pokemon?”

Ragu posting

Suffer, that is what you must do. Suffer and the Provider Of The Food may return.

You know what? Fuck you. *unprimordials your soup*

"throwback to the time I stuck my finger in the extra virgin olive oil."

flaek.

f l a e k .

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Time for potions

"Wired controllers are just controllers with umbilical cords"

"I can and will make you lactate."

"Guess you guys will have to fight to the death about who is actually hitler."