"throwback To The Time I Stuck My Finger In The Extra Virgin Olive Oil."

"NOT TWENTY MINUTES AGO YOU SAID EVERYPONY."

"It's Detroit you can't be that reformed."

Hey take my u-Quiz and tell me which Jedi Knight you are in the tags!

"Cram more chickens into that three by three hole."

"Hey footface."

“I want to raw dog the fucking moon”

You see, a fae could never trap me for being a poor guest, because I have a

Crippling fear of being rude.

"This candy tastes like I just licked a candle"

"And I know because I've done that."

"Wired controllers are just controllers with umbilical cords"

Shhhhhhh

hi

consume h2o friend

no thank you chum. but you definitely should.