"Sir, This Is A Brothel, Not An Arby's."

*hides vertebrae in mouth* idk man sucks for you

why does my back hurt

"The furry gods don't want me to eat."

she wears short skirts, i have the high ground

"Degredation kink sufferers are holy in the sight of God."

"I want a divorce."

"But you're our favorite wife!"

"Yeah, you're our favorite waifu!"

Might I suggest Spine?

Ignore @iceslushii , drink the water

"I raise zombies I don't fuck fish." "What's the difference?"

"oHo, i can freeze the ooze!"

Eat the bowtie

thinking about that one time i was at a restraunt in italy and the waiter gave me a fuckin bowtie for no reason