"Having Explosive Diarrhea For Three Days Is Better Than The Emoji Movie"

"The 3 essential components to life: milk, blood, and cum."

(o_o)

*comes closer to you*

(O__O)

“my job is almost always rubbing the meat”

“yeah he does it almost every night”

But it's cronchy and it wasn't like you were using it :)

why does my back hurt

no thoughts, only clodsire

"I raise zombies I don't fuck fish." "What's the difference?"

"This giant box here is the milk box."

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

"YOU'RE TELLING ME, A HORSE, DIVORCED, THIS HORSE????"

"Guess you guys will have to fight to the death about who is actually hitler."