My Cat Doesn't Understand That If She Wants Me To Pet Her She Has To Stay Close Enough To Me That I Can
My cat doesn't understand that if she wants me to pet her she has to stay close enough to me that I can reach her
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Peter, looking at Red Hood and Deadpool: I attract a type.
Lately I've been wanting a Spiderman/DC crossover fic but the twist is that it's the Batfamily that travels to the Marvel universe and ends up in Queens, it would be so funny, just imagine.
Nightwing: so you take care of all the crime here? Not only supervillains but also problems like kittens in trees?
Signal: He's like a meta spider firefighter
Red hood: And he doesn't have any crazy clown and he doesn't have to pretend to be a billionaire fool to hide his identity
Red robin: Well, to be fair, he does have a green goblin
Redhood: I'd take that crazy guy any day over the joker, WOW old man you must be so embarrassed
Batman:......
Spiderman: (noticeably worried but flattered?) Thanks for all your compliments but I think I should take you to my wizard friend to solve this little multiverse problem....
Batman:......even kittens?
Robin: Stop embarrassing yourself father, I'll take care of that in Gotham.
There would also be a little romance between Jason and Peter because why not? it would be so fun (and don't even tell me Jason wouldn't be dazzled by Peter)
"So your answer to contain this great evil is just putting it in a box?" "It is a really big box, but yes."
You gotta hang out with Christians that consider you a sinner.
the only way to get what you want is to be brave enough to move towards it. if there is a willingness to be momentarily uncomfortable in order to live the life that calls from your heart then fear loses much of its claim over you and your decisions
theres a chance i posted about this already but the annoying dog as sans' service dog. is my favorite fucking thing ever. and we should do it more. i need this to become commonplace. disabled sans undertale and his service dog
roy mustang NEEDS to win the fma biggest loser poll or else life will have no meaning
Berthold Woltze's 'the irritating gentalman' circa 1874 - oil on canvas
hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving
reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. Credit to Teaableu for my icon!!!!!!!
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