Everytime The Kid Returns From School, The Dog Hugs Him

Bly and Aayla's most favorite date nights consist of wearing sweatpants, ordering takeout food, and sipping on the cheapest wine they could find at the corner store while they yell half joke obscenities at each other because they thought it would be romantic to build the advanced Lego Titanic set on their weekend off together.

Reblogging for every Clone just snarking back at the Albino Raisin known as Palpatine, and Palpatine just sitting there in shock, before a Clone LAAT/i just shows up outside the window and the Guns start firing

How order 66 would go down if the clones all secretly removed their chips:

"Execute Order 66-"

Cody: "With all due respect, no."

Wolffe: "With all due respect, fuck you."

Tup: "I'm sorry, I'm driving through a tunnel, you're breaking up - hello? Palps? You there?" *Hangs up*

Waxer: "New commlink, who dis"

Rex: "As much as I'd love to, I'll pass."

Boost: "I'll see if I can pencil it in."

Sinker: *makes beeping noise* "We're sorry, the clone you are trying to reach is currently unavailable, please leave your message after the-" *dissolves into giggles*

Hardcase: "Turn around, bend over, and I'll show you where you can shove your stupid order."

Fives: "Order what? Were we actually supposed to memorise those?"

Echo: "Been there, done that. 10/10 would not recommend."

The clones accelerated aging slows down to normal rates when they get to a certain age sorry I don’t make the rules

“Do we take Prisoners?” “I don’t...”

*Wakes up in cold sweat*

I need Knights in my life RIGHT now.

I couldn't help it. I need these bots to be Knights or I am going to perish.

Y'all I hate the Jedi readers where the insert is ragging on the Jedi the whole time like...did we watch the same Clone Wars???

With Plo "Not to me" Koon???

Grampa "in the force, very different each of you are" Yoda??? Anybody???

Shaak "they are living beings, not objects" Ti

Aayla "isn't liberty worth fighting for" Secura

and

Mace 'I'm gonna forgive the kid who killed half my men while trying to kill me" Windu??? Mace "Get the men out of here while I risk certain death to save everybody" Windu??? That Mace Windu????

Maybe go rewatch the first episode of the Clone Wars and then you'll calm down.

Same. I also like the part where the kids got to meet Uncle Ben, Uncle Anakin, Uncle Cody, Uncle Rex, Uncle Fox, Uncle Wolffe, Aunt Ahsoka, Aunt Padme, Grandpa Vos, and Grandpa Plo

Remember during Order 66 when Commander Bly broke free of his indoctrination and saved Aayla Secura and they ran away and raised a family of ass-kicking rebels? That was my favorite part.