“And We’ll Be Carrying Each Other

Narrating people's lives on Cybertron with Bumblebee (take place after Season 4)

Bumblebee: Story time! *approach Grimlock and Arcee* The mech came to Maccadam's everyday to pick up hot chick.

Grimlock: *glances at Arcee and gives a thumb up and smirking*

Bumblebee & Arcee: *laughs*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approach Jetfire and Sky Byte* These two were models and they loved to strike their stuff.

-both Jetfire and Sky Byte strike the most dramatic poses-

Bumblebee: *laughing*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Dead End but he got up and start to run off* A young mech sat down, drinking his mid-grade...

Dead End: *began to run away* Leave me alone. Leave me alone!

Bumblebee: I'm a Primus! YOU ABANDONED MY WILL

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approached some random Decepticons and Autobots citizens* One of these mechs forgot to check their flies.

-they all looked at each other-

Bumblebee: That mech was me. These four are fine.

Them: *grinning and points at Bumblebee* Ha!

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approached the Dinobots* In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

-everyone pointed at Sludge-

Sludge: Really?

Everyone: *laughs*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Shadow Striker who is walking right pass him* Here she comes the queen. Able to kill the mechs with a single stare.

Shadow Striker: *smirking* You better watch out then.

Bumblebee: *laughing*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Windblade* Of all the works in this room, she was the loveliest.

Windblade: *smiling and chuckling*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *running towards random Autobot who is also running* No matter how fast he ran, he could not escape the demons! But he will not let his soul be taken today!

Random Autobot: *screaming and flailing his arms around*

kotori going “aw, you care about me” and yuma turning BRIGHT RED and going “what??? no!! i don’t care, you suck!!!” and kotori is like “you’re the one who sucks!!!” PLEASE a pair of idiots

OC Design commission for @tardisboyo of her OC Hummingbird.

It's fun to design beetle bots!

Jango: *asexual* Not to clap my own cheeks-

Obi-Wan: *also asexual, very confused* What?

Jango: But, you know- *points at his clone army* I got connections on how to make kids.

Obi-Wan: Oh… *points at Anakin, Ahsoka and Reva* I found two of those in the garbage, and the council threw the other one at me and said ‘catch’ so I like… yeah I got connections too.

Transformers: Cyberverse Dinobots concept art by Eric Siebenaler.

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

“Do we take Prisoners?” “I don’t...”

Where’d he get the motorcycle? He was in a swamp when not miles in the air

Antroz Appreciation

“The challenge of being a Makuta is choosing which powers to use to destroy your enemies. It gets boring using the same ones all the time. Variety is the spice of destruction, after all.”

In a race of total jerks who, can barely stand eachother, he’s the one charismatic enough that he’s the only one amongst his kind that his brethren seem to grudgingly like.

He has a personal code of honor in regards to combat, and while he talks the propaganda well in trash-talk, in private he extols the virtues of the common man. 

He learned to ride a motorcycle he found on a battlefield just for fun, when he’s a member of a race that can shape-shift and teleport.

And despite all this it is very clear he has no hidden soft side  (unlike Krika who I declare “death of the author” towards.and propose the darkness in their heart is partly due to depression and self-loathing rather more than malice). If he was given more focus he would have been an excellent deconstruction of the idea that “lawful evil” is more noble than other forms of evil

As Greg Farshtey said: Yes he wants to kill you in a fair fight. That doesn’t change the fact he wants to kill you [to advance his horrible goals].