Sister Michael Could Have Handled The Yellowjackets But Coach Ben Could Not Handle The Derry Girls

for ur daily twitter update: yale grad conservative thinkpiece man realizes he’s been using dog shampoo, claims it was an easy mistake to make. the shampoo:

I miss when electronics came in at least six colors and none of the colors were beige

imagine thinking you can just call people a slur

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

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And I wouldn't call her a bitch, but I would say that in my 21 years of living I realised for the very first time that I was dreaming just because she was being nice

This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

Why is this interaction the funniest thing in the world to me