Bless Jorge And The Cast, They’re So Sweet And Silly.

You’ve heard of Chekhov’s gun now get ready for Chekhov’s Wind Bag

Watched The Return. Movie looked gorgeous and the actors were good, but dear god I haven’t been this disappointed in a while.

I think I had a dream the other day that Jorge confirmed the Boon of Ares Theory for 600 strike in one of his yapping sessions.

It has come to my attention that my Odyssey brainrot is more than brainrot at this point. It is brain decomposition. I’m having a great time :)

The Odyssean task of learning to draw Odysseus

JORGE EXPLICITLY SAID TO NOT USE EPIC AS A REPLACEMENT FOR THE ODYSSEY

CHILDREN JUST READ THE ODYSSEY PLEASE

waking up, head in my hands: the kids. the kids. theyre going to hand in the essays. theyre going to think odysseus rode into ithaca on a jetpack

please wait while he travels across your dash, he's on a very important mission

Mates, Luke is troubleshooting on Twitch, and apparently Teagan is on TikTok. It’s most definitely an internet issue since Luke is crunchy and frozen as I’m watching. Everyone please play nice, ever so kindly.

This post is an outlier from the usual mythos tangents

I tried to watch Black Sails, and I fear that I might be missing something. Like, the costuming and acting is really good (and the opening slaps), but the first episode felt…not interesting? Does it pick up later? I feel bad since a lot of people really like the show. All respect to people who do like the show though, I don’t have anything really against it.

If I’m not missing something, are there any other pirate shows you mates would recommend? I’ve only really seen Pirates of the Caribbean and Our Flag Means Death.

Dear god, it’s been months, but Legendary still has me in a chokehold😭😭😭