When we hear The Challenge for the first time I will cry a river
not ready for the moment we actually see Penelope in Epic. because if the first time we see her is also the first time Odysseus sees her I will walk into a river
I genuinely forgot how hard vengeance slaps and all of the full speed ahead motifs go INSANE
Sobbing over Curiosity. Someone please bring her home dear godššš
Mates! Odysseus returns home! TONIGHT! Ithaca Saga watch party is tonight at 9pm EST!
so in other news Pokemon is releasing life-sized Eeveelution (+ Eevee) plushies. this would not be particularly noteworthy except for the fact that the plushies are FUCKING HUGE
āWatch where the birds fly, they will lead us to land, there weāll hunt for food my second in commandā
Says that tactful and guileful man, gentle, royal, rugged, Odysseus, MASTER MARINER, and King of Ithaca.
Odyā¦my guyā¦
The birds will lead you to food.
Seagulls gather in flocks above water when there are fish near the surface.
FISH YOU CAN EAT.
BUDDY.
RAMSHACKLE A FISHING ROD. FOOD IS RIGHT THERE. USE SPEARS IF SO DESIRED.
I adore Odysseus, but Iām losing it actively, I do believe.
Suitor slaughter (tm)
(Fr though this painting is very nice)
Odysseus and Telemachus Slaughter the Suitors of Penelope
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! WHAT GHE FUCK AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!!
Teucer appreciation^
i fucking love teucer because every time his arrow doesnāt hit its aim heās like uhmm i guessā¦it was the gods,,,, thereās no chance i couldāve probably missed š¤š¤
4 days until Odysseus gets home
Greek mythos brainrot is so bad that Odysseus king of Ithaka can grow mushrooms using my neurons
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