Am I Going Crazy Or Does Thw Beginning Of Odysseus’ Part In 600 Strike Sound A Bit Like The Beginning

Dear god, it’s been months, but Legendary still has me in a chokehold😭😭😭

PLEEEEAAAAASE KERMIT AS ODYSSEUS I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT

OR HAVE THE MUPPETS AS THE CREW OR SOMETHING

I would kill for a Muppets Odyssey movie

Hera: With war about to break out, we need to start thinking about strategy. In that case, I’ll defer to you- Are there any heroes you have an eye on?

Athena: Oh, I’m delighted you asked!

Athena: (slams two full four inch binders on the table)

Athena: So, this here is Diomedes, King of Argos. Now I know he’s seems a bit young, but he has more experience than most of the others put together! Here, have a look over his resume.

Hera: My goodness, taking Thebes, and at such a young age? That is noteworthy. A good choice, I think. Is there anyone else?

Athena: Yes! This is Odysseus. He is the King of Ithaca and he lies constantly.

Hera:

Athena: It’s hilarious.

Hera: Well, maybe he’s more impressive in person. I’ll just go down and take a peek-

Hera: Athena, I don’t wish to alarm you, but your mortal has yoked a donkey to an ox, and is sowing salt into the beach. Stark naked.

Athena: Oh, don’t worry about that. He’s only pretending to be mad. He doesn’t want to go to war, and is trying to get out of it.

Hera:

Athena: Obviously I’m not going to let him get away with it, but isn’t that clever of him?!

I genuinely forgot how hard vengeance slaps and all of the full speed ahead motifs go INSANE

Ithaca saga spoilers technically⚠️

There’s something about those arrow sounds that just make me…really happy. Like yeah, buddy, you’re an archer. Mess ‘em up, bud. It’s like the reverse of the Polyphemus club splats.

Everytime I go back home to my cat I feel like Odysseus returning home from war.

Hey do you mates think that Barbosa and his crew were like…kinda normal when they were first cursed? Like….they were human and can indulge in food and drink and company, but their bodies began to decay until the point that they are starving and thirsty?

“Men don’t cry”

WRONG

Odysseus cried every morning of his 7 year stay with Calypso. He sobbed on he beach for 2555 days in a row. Do you know how much of a commitment that is?

And do you know how MANLY Odysseus is? The man who was a soldier for ten years, killing for his family. The man who fought giants. The man with muscles so impressive the author had to describe his ‘boxers build’ and ‘rippling thighs’ constantly? The man who easily strung a bow with a 300 pound draw weight, then shot it perfectly? And then proceeded to easily slaughter 100+ grown men?

Never say men don’t cry. Be like Odysseus.

Happy Jesus Resurrection day for those who celebrate.

God loves you all, no matter what.

You are the first person I found that also loved Charybdis song

Respect for you

(And justice for this sea worm)

OOOOO BRING IT ONNNNN

TILL YOURE OUT OF BREATH, TILL THERES NOTHING LEFT!

I find Charybdis so underrated. Like,..yeah she’s a whirlpool with teeth, but she’s SO cool! She’s the best whirlpool with teeth!