Holyazazel - Azazel

shoutout if you hyperfixate

Shoutout if you say sorry to everything

shoutout if you have trouble speaking for yourself

shoutout if you overthink

shoutout if you snap for no reason

shoutout if you use neopronouns

shoutout if you don’t use pronouns

shoutout if your part of the lgbtqai+

shoutout if your trying your best

shoutout if you can’t handle every day life

shoutout if you don’t fit in your body/species

shoutout if you made it through yesterday <3

My mom questioned my aroace flag and while explaining what it meant to be aroace, her reaction was… a little disheartening. She doesn’t really understand and I don’t think she really will but it kind of made me question myself for a bit. So I had to make me something as a pick-me-up and have Ford come in and make me feel valid for being aroace

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

look at our driver dawg we're going to crash

"I hate (insert media here) because of the fando-"

pretty much finished the comics and i gotta say

this is their best contribution to canon imo. i'm accepting it into my heart

just the idea that Ricks are circulating baby Morty pics and baby Morty gifts as secret "premium" currency amongst themselves

sad thing is tho? they're probably so valuable b/c they're scarce. And they're probably scarce b/c most Ricks failed to be around/have a good relationship with their families while their Morties were small. And then there come along some lucky bastards with crayon pictures signed "me and granpa" on their subbasement fridges, and gifted macaroni art locked in safes. And the rest of the Ricks immediately get really jealous and really weird about it

(in the hardcore collector circles there are tales of a lucky Rick who was around just enough to leave a strong impression on his Morty but not enough to disillusion him by the time he went to third grade. So when the school asked for a "My Hero" essay, Rick was the subject. Said Rick once bragged about it when drunk. Most collectors will tell you that this Rick is full of shit and made the whole thing up, but they're still hunting him to the edges of the multiverse for a chance to get their hands on that essay or at least his memories of it)

please

NO, THANK YOU. I'M SO GLAD WE'RE FRIENDS AND THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME WITH THIS 🩷

About me

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My name is Mortician, also known as "Federal Morty".

I work for the Federal goverment with my grandfather Ricken Sanchez. If you have any questions, don't hasitate.

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Rules

Don't be rude

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DNI If you're a rickorty shipper or a proshipper in general

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I thank my friend @viabsviabzeithzeiths for the help with the story for this mortysona