Pretty Much Finished The Comics And I Gotta Say

Pretty Much Finished The Comics And I Gotta Say
Pretty Much Finished The Comics And I Gotta Say

pretty much finished the comics and i gotta say

this is their best contribution to canon imo. i'm accepting it into my heart

just the idea that Ricks are circulating baby Morty pics and baby Morty gifts as secret "premium" currency amongst themselves

sad thing is tho? they're probably so valuable b/c they're scarce. And they're probably scarce b/c most Ricks failed to be around/have a good relationship with their families while their Morties were small. And then there come along some lucky bastards with crayon pictures signed "me and granpa" on their subbasement fridges, and gifted macaroni art locked in safes. And the rest of the Ricks immediately get really jealous and really weird about it

(in the hardcore collector circles there are tales of a lucky Rick who was around just enough to leave a strong impression on his Morty but not enough to disillusion him by the time he went to third grade. So when the school asked for a "My Hero" essay, Rick was the subject. Said Rick once bragged about it when drunk. Most collectors will tell you that this Rick is full of shit and made the whole thing up, but they're still hunting him to the edges of the multiverse for a chance to get their hands on that essay or at least his memories of it)

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2 months ago

Morty is so dumb that...

1. He regularly disarms Rick's neutrino bombs. The first time he did it it was completely on the fly, no prior experience. Yet, he did it.

Morty Is So Dumb That...
Morty Is So Dumb That...

2. He has a knack for learning alien languages... as for the tree people in the battery dimension, it was obviously done without any sort of translator or support. (And he took over as their leader)

Morty Is So Dumb That...
Morty Is So Dumb That...

3. He's quick on his feet and can think his way out in a stressful situation, figuring out things that Rick can't and coming up with innovative solutions.

Morty Is So Dumb That...
Morty Is So Dumb That...
Morty Is So Dumb That...
Morty Is So Dumb That...

4. He figured out how to use a portal gun.

Morty Is So Dumb That...

5. He can figure out how machines he's never seen nor used before work, and employ them successfully.

Morty Is So Dumb That...
Morty Is So Dumb That...

6. Beat Rick (smartest man in the universe?) in a board game.

Morty Is So Dumb That...

7. Can manipulate said "smartest man in the universe", if he so chooses.

Morty Is So Dumb That...
Morty Is So Dumb That...

8. Became a successful stock broker. Out of the blue. Just did it.

Morty Is So Dumb That...

9. Run. Whole. Freaking. Civilizations (and also toppled them as Marta)

Morty Is So Dumb That...

10. Pitches good ideas that Rick typically ignores

Morty Is So Dumb That...

11. When suddenly becomes motivated to try, he is good at math

Morty Is So Dumb That...

12. His ideas were good enough that he would have gotten a deal for a movie production...!

Morty Is So Dumb That...

13. His default intelligence is maxed out.

Morty Is So Dumb That...

...At this point, it's only a matter of time before he starts making his own inventions, Eyepatch-Morty-style.

GUYS.

The only reason we've been thinking that Morty is stupid is that Rick has been calling him stupid repeatedly.

Sure, Morty does plenty of dumb stuff, but so does Rick. Rick has the emotional intelligence of a four year old and throws tantrums of cosmic proportions whenever slighted (vat of acid? submit to the selfie?), while often going ahead with complicated, innovative ideas... that in reality solve nothing and are a waste of time (Pickle Rick?? Leg Rick?? Cloning his own daughter? The dumb time-loop in his own dimension? Replacing himself with a robot? Creating a robot ghost to scary Mr Poopybutthole instead of just telling him to leave??) Not to mention his many incredibly lame jokes.

Everyone does dumb stuff occasionally!!! No one is an impeccable genius of non-stop moments of brightness!! (even Eyepatch Morty, the most cautious character, the character who has made basically NO MISTAKES up to now, sounds dumb a couple of times: "I'm gonna do the thing I wanna do, with the curve thing" and "My biggest fear is other people being afraid. Of fear. Itself." lol).

If Rick hadn't been calling Morty a freaking idiot with every breath available, we wouldn't be thinking "oh look haha the moron became a stock broker, what a joke, must be some sort of fluke"; we would be thinking "what an incredibly gifted kid".

We would attribute Morty's many mistakes to lack of experience, to lack of wisdom, to youth, to enthusiasm, to idealism, to teenager hormones, to acting hastily.

We would wish to see him eventually mature, apply his time and effort to worthwhile endeavors instead (mainly) of inane teenage stuff. We would wish to see him do well in school, we would wish to see him reach his full potential and succeed in great things.

Only Rick keeps pounding our heads with how stupid Morty is, and all of Morty's successes are never mentioned again, but getting lost to oblivion in comparison to Rick's (who has 60+ years more experience) genius.

WE VIEWERS ARE BEING UNWITTINGLY MANIPULATED THE EXACT SAME WAY MORTY IS.

9 months ago
Quick Reminder That My Own Gay Ass Genuinely Supports The Hell Outta Each And Every One Of You. Regardless

quick reminder that my own gay ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

9 months ago

shoutout if you hyperfixate

Shoutout if you say sorry to everything

shoutout if you have trouble speaking for yourself

shoutout if you overthink

shoutout if you snap for no reason

shoutout if you use neopronouns

shoutout if you don’t use pronouns

shoutout if your part of the lgbtqai+

shoutout if your trying your best

shoutout if you can’t handle every day life

shoutout if you don’t fit in your body/species

shoutout if you made it through yesterday <3

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