“69” Is Now Known As “96”.

“And in this painting is Lord Straten, who had this castle constructed for his beloved daughter after she developed a severe sunlight allergy. In fact, she still resides here, even today!” “Wait… isn’t this castle, like, two hundred years old?” “Why, yes, it is! Two-hundred-and-nine.”

damn I thought you'd made penis music type shit not good shit

There's penis in there. Keep looking

As a car mechanic, I can safely say, I don't understand the gay agenda. 

I do however, understand the trans mission.

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

little ghost study

shout out to bitches that cant tell you shit about their special interest. the interest that has been with me for the majority of my life is squid and despite the numerous documentaries, articles and marine biology books ive read regarding them i honest to god couldnt tell you a thing about them besides "a squid is an animal that is so cutes"

see now this is innovative. this is magical