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As a car mechanic, I can safely say, I don't understand the gay agenda. 

I do however, understand the trans mission.

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“And in this painting is Lord Straten, who had this castle constructed for his beloved daughter after she developed a severe sunlight allergy. In fact, she still resides here, even today!” “Wait… isn’t this castle, like, two hundred years old?” “Why, yes, it is! Two-hundred-and-nine.”

Whitetip reef shark (Triaenodon obesus)

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

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shout out to bitches that cant tell you shit about their special interest. the interest that has been with me for the majority of my life is squid and despite the numerous documentaries, articles and marine biology books ive read regarding them i honest to god couldnt tell you a thing about them besides "a squid is an animal that is so cutes"