Ticci toby: *tickles masky*
masky: *Punches toby in the arm* Stop that.
ticci toby: I was just tickling you! When you get married your husband will probably do the same, would you punch him?”
masky: I’ll have you know I will let my future husband know to NEVER tickle me. I will tell him within the first three dates, I will make him SIGN A CONTRACT that says if he tickles me I WILL PERSONALLY DESTROY HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS. I WILL MAKE HIM VOW ON OUR WEDDING DAY IN FRONT OF HIS FAMILY THAT HE WILL NEVER. EVER. TICKLE ME.
ticci toby: ...
Slenderman: Are you serious?
Ben: Dead serious
Slenderman: ....
Ticci toby: I’m a miserable failure
Hoodie: yes you are
Ticci toby: I’ve failed my mission
Hoodie:yes you did
Ticci Toby: I could use words of encouragement
Hoodie: yes, yes you could
Jeff: Have you seen my life jack? I can't find it
eyeless jack: Kind of like your parents
Jeff:...
Jeff: Okay first of all FUCK YO-
I meant to write knife
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Jeff the killer: I never brag
eyeless jack: you once called yourself ‘proof of god’s existence’
Ben: Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
Ticci toby: Yes.
Masky: No.
Eyeless jack: I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
Jane: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.
hoodie: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
Laughing jack: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is that strong.
Nina: I'd totally want to fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
bloody painter: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than me?
Homicidal liu: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
Jason: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
Puppeteer: It's basically the same thing as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
Dollmaker: It's not the same as masturbating, it'd be like having sex with your twin — wrong and bad!
Clockwork: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?
Jeff the killer: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
slendeman: You guys are nasty and I'm frankly a little concerned.
Ticci toby: can you give me directions to the olive garden?
Ben: Why not just cultivate our own garden?
Ticci toby: That seems rational
eyeless jack in the background: ....no....
Sally: Here's a list of things that's wrong with you
Liu: There's nothing on it?
sally: I know, here's a hug