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Just started reading Sherlock Holmes and all the adaptations are wrong. This man is a delight. He gets excited about hemoglobin and is ecstatic at the thought of Watson as a roommate. He purposefully forgets how the solar system works so he has more room in his brain for crime. He shows Watson the dirt stains on his trousers and he can tell what part of London they come from based on color and consistency. (As far as i can tell Watson didn't ask, Sherlock just gets back from walks and tells Watson about the stains unprompted.) The text specifically says "Holmes was certainly not a difficult man to live with." Why does every adaptation make him unpleasant and rude, he's literally just eccentric. He's such a goober, I love him.

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Mike: *watches as Micky misjudges the distance and air plain dives into the dirt. Lifts sunglasses off eyes* Now why would you go and do a thing like that?

Micky: If I run and jump at Mike, he’ll definitely catch me. Watch.

Micky: *charges towards Mike*

Mike: NO I’VE GOT COFFEE— !

Mike: *drops coffee and catches Micky*

Scully: No there’s no one in my life. I’m in love with my work.

Her work:

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Christmas in July. This is my favorite Christmas song ever. Period.

Riu Chiu From Season 2, Episode 15 - "The Monkees' Christmas Show"

I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such

“We became frankly the best of friends the very best of friends”