Anyone Know How To Watch “Keep Off My Grass”?!?!

Just some of my Mulder and Scully head cannons.

Mulder never unties his sneakers, just crams his feet into them and goes

Scully loves to sleep in

Mulder hums classical music around his home

They both never use a coaster, three coffee rings all over their office and homes

Mulder’s habit of falling asleep on the couch in front of the TV drives Scully crazy

Mulder has an unlimited supply of soft T-shirt’s, Scully has an unlimited supply of comfy sweaters

Mulder is almost always at the office first

Any time something goes missing in the office, Scully sarcastically says “It’s aliens, Mulder.” To which he responds “ha. Ha.” .

Aw coffee, no

whenever my iced coffee starts to sweat it's like -_- what r u so stressed over . your'e cofe

“…What can I do, Holmes? Of course, it was that damned fellow who set them on. I'll go and thrash the hide off him if you give the word.” - The Illustrious Client “You are right,” he cried with an immense sigh of relief. “It is quite superficial.” His face set like flint as he glared at our prisoner, who was sitting up with a dazed face. “By the Lord, it is as well for you. If you had killed Watson, you would not have got out of this room alive." - The Three Garridebs

Text Parallels here. ID in alt.

I often think about Holmes learning not to cry in his youth by pouring all that pent up fury, anguish, and despair that the world was not made for boys like him into his violin.

How long did it take Watson to realize that the occasional haunting notes drifting up to his room at night between recognizable tunes were tears.

This!

Just started reading Sherlock Holmes and all the adaptations are wrong. This man is a delight. He gets excited about hemoglobin and is ecstatic at the thought of Watson as a roommate. He purposefully forgets how the solar system works so he has more room in his brain for crime. He shows Watson the dirt stains on his trousers and he can tell what part of London they come from based on color and consistency. (As far as i can tell Watson didn't ask, Sherlock just gets back from walks and tells Watson about the stains unprompted.) The text specifically says "Holmes was certainly not a difficult man to live with." Why does every adaptation make him unpleasant and rude, he's literally just eccentric. He's such a goober, I love him.

Okay okay okay, but what if instead of picture books Eddie reads the Lord of the Rings because he… can’t not. And Steve never knew how funny it is. Eddie does all the voices and Steve actually starts getting into all these books Eddie loves because he’s just so excited about them.

dyslexic steve harrington who is also an insomniac and eddie decides to start reading him bedtime stories. he is against it at first but secretly it’s like his favorite thing every day. partly because the pictures and the way eddie tells the stories, but partly because no one had ever cared enough to try and help him like that before.

hey. do whatever you want btw. it’s your identity. kiss people for fun. enjoy sex. nobody’s stopping you. being aro and/or ace doesn’t mean you have to be repulsed by romantic or sexual activities if you don’t want to.

and also! things only mean what you meant them to mean. you can have platonic sex and platonically make out with your friends. it’s true. just be sure to communicate so that everyone involved understands and you’re good.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

First Monkees Fanart

I drew my first ever Monkees fanart. 😬 I don’t know how to feel. You can never catch and recreate that sweet, contemplative look but I hope this makes someone happy!

Whenever a Kings of Leon song comes on my eyes slip closed for just a second. It feels like going home.