Strangling Him With Our Red String Of Fate

Can't believe hilson cooking class was real

i feel like. as a community, we don't talk about how wilson effectively hit house with a "your mama" joke enough

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

House in 2024,

House in 2004, you know what?

House in 1804, tripping on acid and prescribing opium and whiskey - still considered a genius of his time. Goes wild whenever Wilson shows him his ankles (what a tease).

i just spent so long on this because i rewatched the ep where wilson rolls a joint.

had to put how the house md fandom views chase into words

we do a little tomfoolery

uhh would I be able to ask for a hilson character swap?? (hl as wilson and rsl as house? with the cane and everything??)

p.s. I am absolutely in love with your art style!!

hope you don’t mind but i took a slightly different approach to your request…

i went a little hogwild. be normal about those old men challenge, difficulty: impossible