Hilsonpolycule - Hatecrimes Md

gregory house is the man the myth the legend. he’s a genius. he’s babygirl. he’s in his 40s. he has no friends. he has one friend. he has NO friends. he has coworkers and a friend he’s in a constant battle of wits and wills with. he has a pet rat he almost kills with mad science and loves more than life itself. he has a guitar. his guitar got kidnapped. multiple people have tried to murder him in his own workplace. he’s mentally ill he’s the sanest man alive he’s unhinged. he has committed multiple murders technically depending on your definition of murder. he supports murder. he’s a misogynist who supports women. he’s broken up multiple marriages one of which was his own. his dad isn’t his dad. he rides a motorcycle he bought during a midlife crisis. everyone is obsessed with him. two of his best friends are terminally ill. he has NO friends. he and his best friend want to fuck but that’d be way too normal for them. he drove a car into a house. he’s forced his employees to break into countless houses and dig up at least one grave. at least two ghosts have haunted him personally. and he’s bisexual.

This week in review 🕊️ heterosexual house Md + froyo outing + sctv revival + hot tub stargazing + red barchetta on repeat

he diagnosed me with brain rot :-/

my own take on house doing drag, inspired heavily by @/spro-o (they make amazing art go look at their stuff, very cool)

if u draw me a hilson kiss i will draw u one pretty cool garfield 🗣️‼️

I want my garfield swimming in lasagna

obsessed with every time Wilson strides in, soft-doms House, and leaves again

these old men have a death grip on me

house md 2024

house says to his fellows "hold on," takes huge hit from his vape

exits office

walks down the hall

throws open wilsons office door (wilson is with a patient)

blows cloud in wilsons face (pink lemonade)

returns to ddx

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS