In This Episode Of House Md House Fucking Kills Wilson

getting sick at the realization it's basically canon that wilson emotionally cheated on two of his wives with house. "i'm a doctor, she's used to eating without me" so you spend christmas with your boybestfriend. i'm gonna call you a slur

Strangling him with our red string of fate

Hey House, this is god

MORE MOUSE BITES!!!!!!

house md where hilson happened would open up so many more avenues for them to fuck with each other.

wilson is mad at house so he's withholding sex from house and he's acting normal about it but we see him in his office furiously jerking off because he's also suffering from no sex but it is more important to make house suffer than it is to give in

house intentionally starts acting suspicious on purpose to make wilson think he's cheating on him but it turns out house isn't cheating he's just being dodgy because wilson was being a little weird (he was working on a surprise for house) so house just wanted to throw it back at him. he knew what wilson was doing the whole time but he just didn't like the behavior.

planning their wedding and wilson insists that hes had so many weddings that he doesnt care what they do so he tells house he can do whatever he wants. house thinks wilson is just being a doormat so he plans more and more ludicrous things for their wedding until wilson puts his foot down at "complimentary strippers at the reception instead of speeches"

they get in trouble with cuddy for fucking in the hospital on the job so house becomes determined to fuck in the hospital as much as possible, trying to lure wilson into sex all the time. we find out at the end that cuddy scolded them on purpose because wilson complained that he and house weren't having sex enough so she was trying to help wilson get laid because she knew house would have more sex just to spite her.

house gets a homophobic patient so he pages his husband dr wilson for consult as much as possible and mentions its his husband. the patient is really mad about it but they know that house is their only hope for survival so they keep quiet. he keeps pushing it further until he's dry humping wilson on the patient's bed.

the team has a betting pool on which of them tops so each of them tries in their own way to try and verify the information. chase finds condoms in house's wallet and asserts that means house is the top, but foreman says that doesn't indicate whos topping. thirteen wins by offering to do a threesome with the two of them but demanding they let her watch first. She leaves immediately after she confirms without even taking her shirt off

my own take on house doing drag, inspired heavily by @/spro-o (they make amazing art go look at their stuff, very cool)

the long awaited return of house md imagines. sorry abt your oncologist y/n

House M.D. 5x04 || Richard Silken, Crush

No one asked for it but I drew House as Kuri-manju and Chase as Shisa 😭