anyways i think bruce historically takes the batboys on an annual fishing trip which they all hate so so so much. it gets to the point where it's only tim accompanying him, because unlike dick or jason, tim would simply disintegrate from guilt if he stayed home.
then cass comes along and bruce thinks "oh no well there goes my fishing trips. all of the boys hate them anyways... and it's not like i can take a GIRL fishing."
cue bruce and cass, alone next to some dinky old river with nothing but their fishing rods and an esky full of cold beers, wearing a matching pair of fuckass fishing hats, both religiously applying sunscreen and bug spray.
HAHHAHAAHAAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAG
look at my crime lord dawg im going to jail 😭😭
quick olympic slaying it down redraw.. olympics giving good figure drawing ref fr 🙂↕️🙂↕️
Jason: I bet you can't eat 15 crayons!
Dick: I bet I can!
Bruce: *looks at them momentarily, checks that 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading his book*
It's nice when there are parallels between Bruce Wayne and Batman. For instance:
Exhibit A) Bruce Wayne, human disaster
Exhibit B) Batman, bat-human disaster:
cuties🤗🤗
i was looking for references and i found this very funny picture and i immediately went "jayroy"
Am i too late for this trend?
(Once again, fanart for Existential Crisis Mode on AO3 by @luciaintheskyainthi )!
i love making peter look sickly
cold take: jason todd smokes cigarettes
hot take: jason would never smoke cigarettes due to ptsd from dying of smoke inhalation
hotter take: jason forces himself to smoke cigarettes to prove to himself that he isn’t affected by it anymore
!!crying!!
I usually don’t post videos on tumblr but oh well
Also ty guys so much for 12k on one of my lasts posts‼️‼️‼️ SERIOUSLY THAT’S CRAZY
Bruce in a stretched out Nightwing suit:
Tim: Bruce Thomas Wayne, take that shit off NOW! Your bones are CREAKING trying to replicate Dick’s flips
Bruce: Bludhaven needs Nightwing
Tim: The seams are ripping on that costume, get out and let me put the stupid suit on, you don’t have the ass to be Nightwing
Bruce: I’ll have you know I was named sexiest man alive for three years straight! My ass is perfectly fine!