The Tim Being Allergic To Carrots Headcanon Is So Important To Me For Absolutely No Good Reason At All

bad influence

This is stupid, I spent too long on this lmao

literally me

Jason wants drinking buddies so bad

anyways i think bruce historically takes the batboys on an annual fishing trip which they all hate so so so much. it gets to the point where it's only tim accompanying him, because unlike dick or jason, tim would simply disintegrate from guilt if he stayed home.

then cass comes along and bruce thinks "oh no well there goes my fishing trips. all of the boys hate them anyways... and it's not like i can take a GIRL fishing."

cue bruce and cass, alone next to some dinky old river with nothing but their fishing rods and an esky full of cold beers, wearing a matching pair of fuckass fishing hats, both religiously applying sunscreen and bug spray.

i cannot illustrate how utterly diabolical it is for me to have to experience monthly intense pain when i’m NOT HAVING KIDS. i’m going to forcefully give myself a fukcing uterus-ectomy. coat hanger that bitch.

me with preening slut's tits

look at my crime lord dawg im going to jail 😭😭

quick olympic slaying it down redraw.. olympics giving good figure drawing ref fr 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

(pt. 2)

Tim drake immortality fics where he is just constantly having the worst time ever>>> (brb gonna go scour ao3 for more because I am quite literally frothing at the mouth)

fics:

Immortality in D Minor, Cantabile (Solo) by not_the_loch

Banshee In A Well by liverobinreaction (bugbee)

cold take: jason todd smokes cigarettes

hot take: jason would never smoke cigarettes due to ptsd from dying of smoke inhalation

hotter take: jason forces himself to smoke cigarettes to prove to himself that he isn’t affected by it anymore

OHHHHH MY GOSH

another gotham gazette exclusive 🤭

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