HC that after every kiss James has to give Regulus one final peck before completely pulling away as a "good bye I'll seen you soon". And Regulus adores it because James doesn't even realize he does it.
"I'm getting married." Regulus announces out of nowhere in the middle of the Gryffindor common room
"You're getting married?" Barty who's legs are propt on regulus lap asked confused
"Yup, I'm getting married regulus repeats" pushing bartys legs off his lap and standing turning to look at all his friends
"Reg you hate the idea of marriage even when we were children, I've heard you say that you'd rather poke your own eyes out with needles than get married" Barty replies bored
"I can change my mind" Regulus states
"Well I think it's beautiful" Pandora replys
"Of course you think it's beautiful you think love is amazing and soul shattering. Who are you getting married to?"
Regulus opens his mouth to reply but the answer gets cut short "well-"
"What the fuck are you three doing here?" Sirius comes in at that moment
"Regulus is getting married" Pandora states
"Okay cool but that doesn't explain wh- WAIT WHAT? Who are you getting married too?"
"Evan is doing extra credit for herbology and there was four of us but Dorcas went off to snog Marlene in her dorm" regulus replied while rolling his eyes seemingly ignoring Sirius's other questions
Sirius rolls his eyes in return " we're past that topic. Who the hell are you getting married to?"
"Regulus is getting married? "Remus states while walking in with the rest of the following Marauders behind him peter finally closing the portrait. "To who?" He asked siting down next to where Sirius is standing still looking striken
"Wait what Regulus is getting married?" James all but shouts looking a little upset no one thought to mention he was getting married
"Congratulations" Peter says towards regulus while sitting down next to Remus
"You can't get married your barely 16 what kind of bloke would ask to marry you that young" Sirius looks rather upset disgusted by his own remark
"Well if you would bloody shut up we might get the blokes name" Barty finally cuts in looking thoroughly annoyed by the interruptions
Regulus rolls his eyes and finally answers "There is no bloke that asked me to marry him, I just want to get married" Regulus continues to sit back down
"Well you have to be thinking about someone, this is completely out of nowhere" Barty replys
"I sadly agree with barty" Sirius shoots a glare his way and Barty scoffs "someone has to be the reason these thoughts are in your head "
Regulus looks at James and then continues to look down at his shoes not responding
Regulus has a drink in his hand that Mary had so graciously taken upon herself to make for him. He was sitting on a couch in the middle of the Gryffindor common room next to Barty and Evan. Sirius was cuddled up to Remus on the couch across from him.
Barty leaned over Evan to talk in Regulus's ear. "You do know that Potter is being talked up by a girl next to the portrait right?"
Regulus turns to look at his face "Hmm? Oh yeah she's been talking to him for a while now"
"And? You're not gonna go over there?" He looks at him confused and reaches a hand over to feel his forehead. "Are you feeling alright?"
Regulus scoffs and slaps his hand away. "I'm fine. I trust James besides even if she's been talking to him this whole time his eyes have been on me all night"
Barty sits back and still looks lost. "So you're not gonna go over there? Not gonna say anything?"
"No?"
"That's mental I don't think I would be able to breathe if a girl was all on Ev like that" He looks put out just thinking about it.
"That's bc you're a possessive bastard" He rolls his eyes "I need a smoke, do you have anything?"
Barty shakes his head and gestures towards someone on the other side of Regulus. "Ask a Puff"
Regulus gets off the couch and in less then a minute he has a blunt between his lips and a lighter in hand. He flips it open and spins the spark wheel again and again... But nothing happens. "Fuck it's dead, do you have another one?" But the curly headed Hufflepuff just shakes his head, Henry? was that his name? "Sorry mate, ask around? 'ts all yours" and turns around to walk away.
"Lupin! Got a zippo?"
"Sirius had it" Regulus turns to him and opens his hand palm up. "Give it, I just got a free blunt and I'm not gonna let it go to waste just because you're a git" Sirius who is now tucked away in Remus's side just shrugs sloppily and mermers "Gave it to Prongs"
And with an eye roll Regulus is gone to find his boyfriend. He doesn't speak, doesn't need to they've been dating for almost a year now. So instead of asking James for the lighter he walks behind him and feels his back pockets for it. No interrupted conversations needed. Well that's what he was hoping for.
"Excuse me what do you think you're doing?" It doesn't come from James so Regulus doesn't look up to answer or bother to stop. "Looking for a lighter" He responds sounds bored. He pulls out what's in the right pocket, a container that has a bunch of roches that could probably amount to one full blunt but no lighter. He places it back in the right pocket and feel in the left, empty.
"Don't you find that quite rude?" She's still talking? As if on command James lifts his drink up so Regulus can swing under his arm to get to his front. He sticks his hips out towards him also. "Find what rude?" He finally responds feeling the left front pocket of James's jeans.
"Feelings around in someones pocket without asking" the girl says. Regulus rolls his eyes and looks up at James. "Do you mind?" "Not at all" James says with a smile and lift his drink to take a swig. Regulus turn around to the girl with a cocky smile. "See? He doesn't mind" and whips back around to the pocket, empty. He moves onto the right pocket and places his hand in it and come out with a silver lighter engraved with a sun. He rolls his eyes, it's his own lighter. The one he and Sirius had gotten into a argument about when it went 'missing'.
He flips it open and spins the spark wheel finally lighting the blunt. He does a sigh of relief and takes a puff then releases the smoke and fans it away from his face. "Well then don't you find it rude to interrupt someone's conversation because of your own selfish reasons?" Ah, that's what she's really upset about. Regulus continues smoking the blunt and leans his back into James chest while an arm comes up to hold his waist right above his hip. "I was trying to avoid that" He slips the lighter back into James's pocket. "Well then, I'll leave you so you can continue to flirt with my boyfriend" He's about to push off from James chest and leave the two alone again but before he can the girl backs up and points her finger at Regulus.
"He is not your boyfriend" "Yes he is" He replies bored. Truly there was no reason for this he just wanted a lighter. "Than why has he been talking to me this entire time" The girl props her hip out and put her hand on it. Oh this is getting good now. Regulus smirks and takes another long hit before answering. "Because you were talking to him?" "He didn't say he was in a relationship" She responds. Is she trying to fight with me about my own boyfriend? He rolls his eyes and passes off the blunt to James. "Did you ask? Or were you to busy trying to get his dick inside you?"
The girl turn bright red but it's uncertain if it's from embarrassment or anger. "Listen I don't have time to fight with you over my own boyfriend. He's hot I get it" The girl scoffs "He's not your boyfriend" He rolls his eyes and turns around. He reaches around James waist to pull out the container and takes the blunt from James's lips. He puts it out on the top of it then places the remainder inside before shutting it and slipping it back into his back pocket.
"Like I said I don't have time to argue with you about my own boyfriend" He's talking to the girl but isn't facing her instead he places his hands on either side of James' face before continuing. "If you want to flirt with someone's boyfriend go find a different one this one's busy" He leans in and connects they're lips it's starts off soft but turns more rough the longer it lasts.
He briefly hears a cup being passed off before two hands encompass his waist and pull him in hard. He's pressed up against a wall. The kisses grow more heated until they break apart for air. However James seems to think he's immortal because he starts kissing down Regulus's neck without a breath inbetween. Regulus moves his hands up into James hair before tugging gently only getting a groan in response so he tugs harder. James finally detaches from his neck.
"What?" He doesn't move his breath is hot against Regulus neck. He laughs. "What was her name?" "Hmm?" James asks he's leaving what's supposed to be innocent closed mouth kisses on Regulus's neck but they are growing hotter. Regulus tugs on his hair again "What was her name?". James looks up finally "uhh Jes? Jessica? I don't remember. Why'd you make me stop?" The last question came out more whiny as he continues to kiss his neck up to his jaw and then to his lips again.
"Mm" is the only response Regulus can get out before his lips are getting pulled into another rough kiss. He pulls away and lifts his lips up to whisper into James ear. "How about you take me upstairs and show me how good you are with that mouth of yours? Since you're so eager" That earns him a bite on the neck before he is all but dragged upstairs. He doesn't see that Jessica girl on the way there.
i seen a post saying James Potter is a winking guy and I whole heartedly agree he loves to wink.... he just can't. Imagine this big himbo who's a gigantic flirt who just. can't wink. He tries don't get me wrong but he ends up just slow blinking or closes them to forcefully so it just looks like he had something stuck in his eye. He'll take his glasses off to and then try but then everything is just blurry and he still can't wink.
Head Canon that Barty Crouch Jr calls Regulus Black a cumslut and Regulus Black calls Barty Crouch Jr a cocksucker
James, Remus, and Sirius are all sitting in the library studying... well Remus is studying. Sirius has they're leg's up on the table twirling his wand with his fingers while inspecting his nails on his other hand; and James was studying or at least attempting before his mind started wandering to a certain Slytherin again.
James had his head down rereading the same page that he's been on for the past 10 minutes when out of nowhere two freakishly cold hands obstruct his view of the page. His mind was running through the possible hands that could be covering him when the person leaned in and he got a whiff of lavender. Settling in and resting his back against the persons chest he breaths in "Hey love" he whispers breathlessly and hears a giggle in return. The hands are removed from his face and are now linked together across his chest as the person leans in more resting his weight on James. "How'd you know it was me?" Regulus asks looking down at his boyfriend "smelled lavender" James answers truthfully ever to give Regulus what he desires. "Hmm" was his only answer as he dipped his head down unhooking his arm so to hold James chin in place to kiss him. "UGH MY EYES" Sirius all but screeches covering his eyes with his arm all while flailing around. All Regulus does is roll his eyes and give James another quick peck returning his arms to they're place back on his boyfriends chest. "I missed you" he says while bending down so his mouth is right behind James ear utterly driving him insane "hmgm missed you too" he responds "ugh stop being disgusting" "shut the fuck up Sirius you act like you aren't begging Remus to bend you over every flat surface 24/7" Sirius's ears go pink and Remus's entire face looks like it's been set on fire " if you can eye fuck at any given time then I'm allowed to kiss my boyfriend in front of our friends" Regulus continues this causes Sirius to look at James and mouthe "brotherfucker" James all but cackles and almost knocking Regulus over as he threatens to fall out his chair at any moment "not yet" he replies back and almost automatically starts all over again due to the look on Sirius face.
Regulus Black is such a "fuck around and find out" kinda person...yk?
Y'all remember crimson rivers??
I wanna be the pretty red head, and I hate that.
But I think that might just be the regulus in me
This is finna be very controversial as a marauders fan. But I can't read wolfstar. DON'T GET ME WRONG I ship them but I can't read fanfiction of them. To me Wolfstar is like Ronmione and should stay in the foreground. NO ONE READS RONMIONE FANFICTION.
Jamie is Regulus's thing. Everyone knows that nickname is off limits, including James. So when someone calls James "Jamie" everyone gets quite and waits for all hell to break loose.
I love perter pettigrew and for all those peter haters out there you can LEAVE. If I'm reading a fic and there's no peter I get emotional, I go through withdrawal symptoms I LOVE HIM. He is my comedic relief. He is my sweet polite lovable sexy man and I refuse to let you to take him away.