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beware the ides of March

all the people criticizing Vance for “not being a good enough catholic” need to get a fucking grip. there are SO MANY THING to criticize Vance and every member of that administration for which aren’t “he’s not good at being a cult member”

he wouldn’t be called “Umaril the Unfeathered” unless everyone else *was* feathered, now would he?…

I kind of wish the Ayleids weren't just elves that used feathers a lot culturally, it would be badass if they were actually feathered. Cyrodiil probably had an ancient race of birdfolk right, and I like the idea that rather than them dying out to the Khajiit early on or simply vanishing, they instead had some interbreeding with the first Ayleids. Elves with feathers, talons, and all that shit would be rad as fuck.

watching the empire strikes back again and wow. yoda really is a scrungly little guy.

sworn by oath, Indoril endures, despise everyone hating us apparently…

thank you to anonymous for the suggestion! please note hlaalu, mora, dagoth, sotha, and dwemer were not included due to no longer holding the position.

please tag your most obscure blorbo

history fact: this is not historically accurate, Caesar actually planned to stay home with his wife that day because she had a nightmare about him dying and didn’t want him to go

and then decimus brutus came by and said “lmao are you going to listen to a WOMAN? nerd” so of course he had to go

guys, not to spoil anything but i have an announcement! everyone on tbe 15th of March, let's all go to the senate so I can tell you guys! 🫃

idk when this was written but it really illustrates well everything I hate about modern poetry.

first off. it’s prose. they’ve written prose and are trying to pass it off as poetry by adding a few line breaks. no, Mr. Sullivan. It’s not enjambment. It’s bad.

second. because it is prose there no music to it. no beauty. it’s just a straight sentence. nothing flows, nothing rhymes, there’s no beat or metre. poetry is supposed to be sung, to be performed in bombastic verses. If you read this out to a crowd, it would stir no hearts. send no thrills down spines.

third. the title also being the first line of the poem. this isn’t a genuine criticism but it’s a recent trend that annoys me to no end nonetheless.

fourth. the subject matter is dull. to me poetry should never be or deal in the mundane. it should speak to greater forces, grander actions. gods. spirits. war. revolution. patria. love. death. not a conversation with a gas station cashier. I am not excited or enchanted by this. my soul is not stirred. i’m just bored. mundanity is the eternal enemy of beauty and art.

BOOM SHAKALAKAAAAA YES GOD YES GODDD

she is literally suffering while serving the cuntiest boyfriend realness. the BOXERS????? this is my boyfriend.