Everyone Talks About Transmasc Sotha Sil But What About Transfem Almalexia??

BC: hippie liberals and trees

Alberta: the Texas of Canada

Saskatchewan: flat and covered in wheat

Ontario: government

Quebec: French

Newfoundland and Labrador: funny accents

The Maritimes: The Maritimes

Manitoba: ?????

every province has an identity except Manitoba I think

like actually what goes on there. I can’t think of a single thing.

highlights of the welsh profanity list (https://clwbmalucachu.co.uk/cmc/cheat/cheat_swearing.htm)

tampon (from Wrecsam) (no indication of what this means or what a tampon from anywhere else would be)

“insignificant thing or action like, “fart in a jacuzzi” ???? What did they mean by this???

what the fuck goes on in caernarfon

condoms (from Merthyr)

also what is love juice??? they translate that like it’s a normal English turn of phrase we all know. is it a British thing?

it’s so insane to see all the red note posts? like you realize this app is owned by fascists right. you realize that you’re on an authoritarian government’s state owned propaganda machine.

UGH Octavian was really the worst outcome possible. every time I think it isn’t possible to hate him more and then he gets worse.

my Roman Empire is the Roman Empire if Marc Antony had got what he wanted and established a Romano-Macedonian-Egyptian imperial dynasty descended from himself, Caesar, and Cleopatra to rule over a joint Roman-Egyptian Empire with Persian aesthetics.

seeing a really cool post and then finding out it’s from a religious person is so disappointing. I wanted to follow you I didn’t realize you were cringe :(

DO NOT get Daggerfall on GOG!!!

The GOG version comes pre-packaged with a bunch of (uncredited) fan-made mods! Most of which aren’t updated on that version for the newest DFUnity version, even though newer versions of them do exist on nexus! Also I’m 98% certain that one of the mods it comes with is a graphics mod that used ai to upscale the textures!

You can get download base-game Daggerfall just how Bethesda intended it on the UESP for 100% free.

Okay so what you want to do is go download Daggerfall from GOG. It's free and it's an absolutely massive open world RPG that is still unmatched in sheer scope by the later Elder Scrolls games. Now, remember where you installed that game so you'll know where to find it.

Then what you'll want to do is head on over to the Daggerfall Workshop to download Daggerfall Unity. Daggerfall Unity is a port of Daggerfall into the Unity engine which already incorporates some basic quality of life upgrades (like WASD + mouse gameplay, fixing bugs, allowing you to turn off the game's awful "hold down the mouse button and drag the cursor around to simulate swinging" combat system for more sensible click-based combat, you can find this setting in the game's Options menu) but now you also have access to an absolutely massive modding scene. If you want you can pick up some mods that make the game "prettier" but like the game is already beautiful as is

DAGGERFALL SKELETON ATTACK

do you ever think about the guard on the docks of Seyda Neen? do you ever think about how tired he must be of his job by now?

I’m sure it was terrifying at first, watching the stranger get off the boat, come up him, and morph their race and body and gender as he watched. but then it happened again, and again, the same ship arriving over and over, the same stranger getting off, him telling them the same lie - “I’m sure you’ll fit right in.”

by now, he’s just tired. he’s been doing the same job for twenty years. watching the boats get fewer and fewer, the time spent waiting between strangers get longer and longer. now, he waits with bated breath for the day that the final boat comes in, the final stranger begins their journey, and he can go home.

oh hey I saw you on Reddit lol

Prince of Morrowind

handsome prince lounging around... i had the lighting in mind since i started the picture but im not sure if i like how it came out. but he is so handsome

fun fact: in the first era the sixth house was known as the house of serving. serving cunt, that is.

putting the version without the lighting under the cut

I don’t know how much Furher Putin is paying you to act like an idiot online, but I hope it’s a lot.

woke up to a lot of anon hate today (which, by the way, is a fundamentally cowardly way to argue online. if you want to spit in my face at least have the decency to show yours.) I assume most of it was spurred by my rather uncharitable response to a Russia simp.

let me make one thing absolutely clear. if you have any positive feeling at all towards modern Russia, you are not welcome here. The Russian state is fundamentally and unimpeachably evil. It is a reactionary and autocratic nation ruled by the union of fascists, oligarchs, and the Church. Nothing of it is good. Nothing is redeemable. If a just god existed, Russia would burn forever in hellfire.

Jackie, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Nat: Yeah, Jackie will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.

Jackie: Exactly, I will straight up-

Jackie:

Jackie, tearing up: Nat, why would you say that?!