I’m Literally Crying And Weeping And Screaming (complimentary). My Two Hyperfixations??? In One Post???

UGH Octavian was really the worst outcome possible. every time I think it isn’t possible to hate him more and then he gets worse.

my Roman Empire is the Roman Empire if Marc Antony had got what he wanted and established a Romano-Macedonian-Egyptian imperial dynasty descended from himself, Caesar, and Cleopatra to rule over a joint Roman-Egyptian Empire with Persian aesthetics.

what the FUCK goes on in Philadelphia

love watching abbott elementary and being like 🫵 every time something activates my philly brain like omg 🫵 that's my friend hoagies and water ice and hershey and schuylkill and zoo balloon 🫵

so true! Paris is a beautiful city - much better than Thessaloniki or Athens!

Paris hate is so funny to me because he hasn't really done anything a bunch of the other Greeks haven't done (and done worse)

Ah yes all of those oppressed people who actively choose to live under a dictatorship and are not trapped in those conditions either financially or physically. Like do you seriously not get this. Movements against dictatorships exist because dictatorships violently oppress and kill their victims, including the marginalized people living within the dictatorship, but people like you who LARP antifascism just want an excuse to be an asshole to vulnerable people on the internet

Threaten to call ICE on an immigrant. Or the cops on a homeless person. Or report a trans person to a hotline in the south. Y'know they all deserve it because they're choosing to live in the United States.. wait what? That's an insane thing to say? Woah...

I’m not even sure what you’re mad at me about, because I think we fundamentally agree on a lot of points? Like, yeah, dictatorships murder people. Yeah, people living under dictatorships often cannot liberate themselves. That’s why it’s the duty of America and NATO to impose republicanism by force.

Caesar was notably not corrupt, actually. His big thing was purging corruption from the Roman republic. You know who was corrupt? The Optimates - the old school conservative senators (like Brutus, Cassius, Decimus, Trebonius… all the big names in the conspiracy) who were perfectly happy getting rich off the system and were threatened by Caesar’s progressive policies.

get your history facts right, kids.

like to charge reblog to cast

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🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

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I think I’ve been so conditioned by my friend group and my little corner of the internet that I’ve started being like. the opposite of heteronormative. homonormative. I was driving today and I saw two young women standing near to each other and went “omg lesbians!!!”

nothing about them remotely suggested that they were queer. I just saw two girls and automatically assumed they were gay and in love.

does anyone else write really long class descriptions in Morrowind? because I’m so addicted to the custom class description box it’s not even funny. I’ll be like “hmm today I will make a new character” and then spend 45 minutes to an hour writing entire paragraphs of lore for my hyperspecific custom class (that could feasibly still apply to a group/type of people because otherwise it’s not a class is it?)

have you studied dialectical materialism

Have I seriously studied it in an academic environment? No.

Have I read enough to know that, like the rest of Marx’s work, it’s complete bullshit? Yes.

they should make a church where you just go have wine and dont have to sit through the boring god stuff