This Guy Is From An Alternate Timeline

im afraid of frogs, youre making me cry

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

The Avengers Alphabet😂😂

its Jesus’s fursona

Okay fully if I were hearing this story (LOTR) for the first time (rather than reading it for the first time haha) and a guy invited strangers into a blatantly Germanic-Old English hall and said to leave the weapons at the door (this at least is normal enough! Occasionally results in duels to the death w/e) and that these were “dark days” I would be fucking panicking. I’d be like “the lads are going to DIE they are going to be LOCKED IN and BURNED ALIVE. “Thatched with gold” ok man I know an IRON HOUSE MOTIF WHEN I SEE ONE. I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. IS THERE A LADY IN THIS HALL, HUH JRR? IS SHE GONNA BURN THEM AND HERSELF ALIVE IN IT CANT FOOL ME, JRR. Can’t believe this is a red herring I am suffering. He did this to panic his medievalist friends I swear. This was a trap designed for CS Lewis’s personal anxiety.

my magnum opus

stacey’s dad ♪

is getting really sad ♪

CALL OUT POST

so I made a comment about @chelseperetti ‘s voice and she fucking blocked me. like wow. what a bitch someone call her out

Me: I'm gonna stay up too late.

Also Me: *is watching a DEH bootleg while eating ice cream at 3am

if any of you actually watched the trial you wouldn’t be thinking this way or saying these things. it was proven in court that she doctored images and falsified evidence. she called paparazzi and faked a bruise that was nowhere to be seen the day before or after the shot was taken.

i’m not defending either of them because they were both abusive, physically and verbally, but johnny was the only one to come out of the relationship with actual injuries that were documented by medical professionals.

this was basically a case of a nobody thinking she could get rich off of a very famous man by lying and saying he’s a wife beater. all of his former girlfriends said he was nothing but respectful. amber was just dragging this out for as long as she possibly could. and she still hasn’t paid anybody yet

starkid 30 day challenge: day 25

favourite AVP quotes

too many to choose from

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