How Fucking Dare You

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

The nose is a double barrel snotgun.

pride month ask game

🌈 - what’s your orientation and gender? 🌹- what would be your ideal date? 💘 - what personality traits are attractive to you? 💋 - what do you find physically attractive? 🐻 - what is your favourite animal? 💭 - when did you realise you were lgbt? 💌 - what makes your heart melt? 🎤 - do you have a favourite lgbt song? 🍀 - what’s your fav thing abt being lgbt? 🌠 - advice for young lgbt people? ☁️ - where do you see yourself in 5 years?

ayyy

not that any of you would care but...

i need a root canal and invisalign.  If anyone has had any of these and would like to warn me of anything it would be greatly appreciated 

thx

1 smosh

2 cats

3 sweets

4 tumblr friends

5 rain

@dark-eyed-harmothoe @charlesoberonn @cheshireelims @jonahsimms @jesuslover1901 @remus-lupin-is-my-type @sunshineandrainyflowers @fleamontpotter @smoshimagine @peppersaucee

Pass the happy! 🌻🌈 When you recieve this list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications!💖

Okey dokey1. Tom Hiddleston2. Marvel3. Cisco Ramon4. Animals5. (Family and friends etc. but that’s already a given…)

Okay and the last ten in my notifs are @legendarycoffeedeer @maryisaloser @howdoicomeupwithagoodusername @daysarethedreamsnightmares @natashaalianovnaromanoff-blog @wings-and-scales @lokiislowkeyhot @hemogoblin-s @winterz-children

ADD FIVE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY AMD TAG THE LAST TEN PEOPLE IN YOUR NOTIFS

my magnum opus

A Choice With No Regrets Masterpost: 

What if, instead of going after Peter, Sirius Black had stayed and taken his place as Harry’s guardian? 

After the events of October 31st, Harry’s godfather has done just that… and now Sirius and Remus are about to have a crash-course in parenting. 

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Holiday Specials:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

BONUS

Halloween

this is how i’m spending mine

i stan 1 (one) theatre troupe

Giveaway Contest: We’ve partnered with Flatiron Books to give away THREE copies of M. L. Rio’s recently released (and critically praised) trade paperback version of If We Were Villains! To enter, you must: 1) reblog this post, and 2) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check ;P). Easy, right? We’ll randomly choose one winner on each of the following dates: 19 May, 2 June, and 16 June. And yes, this is an international giveaway. Good luck! :) Listen to the Prologue Order here

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

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