We Drive The Winding Country Road

I hope this e-mail finds you living in a shotgun shack

I made a quick music video for the whole underwater temple underwater monk thing

Music by @brutusfeels

Lyrics by @portentsofwoe & @megapope

BPM @sans-undertale-official 

OP @alienpapacy 

Video by me, @theatsthetic

Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump

i think it’s really important to know everyone’s favourite colour idk why some people left that in primary school

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Scorpius: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Albus: Just this morning you were crying about snakes.

Scorpius: [voice shaking] They don't have any arms...

Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare~

i would just like to say…

i very much appreciate noah grossman. that’s all.

SAMEEEE

things that have happened at work today:

-a man paid for the tables next to him’s meal

-a man gave me a $25 dollar tip on top of his $50 dollar bill

-i swept the same area 11 times.

-i spilled ranch on my hand at least twice

-i carried 9 cups in 2 hands

-three grown men ordered fruit punch and honey barbecue wings

-a young child flung himself off the booth because ketchup touched a piece of chicken on his plate. after he dipped one in ketchup

-6 old men came in and ordered they’re usual. i have never seen these men before. apparently they go there every day for lunch. i have worked here for almost a week.

-apparently my boss feeds the crows. today a very large one came and sat next to my car staring me in the eyes